If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

The malpractice for advice-giving is like five times as much as a craniotomy.

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

It's free. When do you ever get free counseling?

Douglas Ainslie: Look. Can you hear yourself? Can you? Do you have any idea what a terrible person you have become? All you give out is this endless negativity, a refusal to see any kind of light and joy, even when it's staring you in the face, and a desperate need to squash any sign of happiness in me or... or... or... anyone else. It's a wonder that I don't fling myself at the first kind word or gesture that comes my way, but I don't, ou... ou... ou... out of some sense of dried-up loyalty and respect, neither of which I ever bloody get in return.
Jean, his wife: [long pause] I checked my emails. There's one from Laura.

He who is not largely serious to charge rightly for his yeoman’s service,is not often taken seriously and unfortunately for his right “Free Advice” by a large population.