If it's me and yer granny on bongos, it's the Fall.

I knew it was coming. I knew they didn't have the nerve.
Three days in and they've got faces like vexed tomatoes, their skins flaking sci-fi style: burnt to fuck. They were an embarrassment; not only to me and the wife and The Fall fans but to their own generation.

'Re-Mit' is going to terrify people. It's quite horrible. The Fall have had enough and we're coming for you.

When you get into the granny era, you're lucky to get anything.

Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point.

My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.