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I'm suspicious of their story, ... They are not out of the woods in this one yet.
JOHN STONE I don't even think its sunk in yet how lucky or how big this is going to be. They are just taking it...
JEFF MALLONEE I believe that — in spite of this courageous, not comic but tragic book by Will Eisner — the sto...
WILL EISNER I need to know that there even is such a thing as okay, or maybe not just okay, maybe even good, and...
KATJA MILLAY The point is that we are not at a place yet where we can say one way or the other.
FATHER THOMAS If it was a story… you could get a hole… Because you are one fucking damn lucky biatch.
DEYTH BANGER If Trump keeps learning, he could become a big asset. He will shatter the traditional patterns.
NEWT GINGRICH And yet Its still moves
GALILEO GALILEI Not every end is the goal. The end of a melody is not its goal, and yet if a melody has not reached ...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE I play to win and if it looks like I've lost, its only because its not over yet.
KIERA DELLACROIX It's a big puzzle. If this is a knowledge economy, how come the brains aren't being compensated? Ins...
JOSH BIVENS Any attempt to forecast what skills will be needed 10 years from now is just folly. If 10 years ago ...
JOSH BIVENS You can't read this [GDP] report and expect it to translate into a good report tomorrow. Employment ...
JOSH BIVENS This is a better-than-expected report, but not one that gives you full confidence that this is an ec...
JOSH BIVENS I don't think it's a fait accompli that it's going to make the middle class poor in the United State...
JOSH BIVENS The world would be a very sad place if readers could only love one story.
SYLVIA DAY Hold on to and cherish even the smallest of moments... you may not know it yet, but years from now w...
NYKI MACK Cook until they're popped but not yet big and fluffy.
JERRY SWANSON If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera.
LEWIS HINE Life is uncharted territory. It reveals its story one moment at a time.
LEO BUSCAGLIA Life is uncharted territory. It reveals its story one moment at a time.
LEO F. BUSCAGLIA we might not ever need to look at that option, but its one of our options.
VLADIMIR PUTIN A hare is like an ass in the length of its ears, yet it is not its son
PROVERB Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it.
DEYTH BANGER If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story.
TERRY PRATCHETT I think that would be very presumptuous of me to do, since I have not had one vote yet in the Democr...
HOWARD DEAN We didn't make many mistakes defensively the first half. It paid off having that big cushion. We got...
BILLY CARLISLE Diversity is Nature’s stronghold, yet that very diversity has become a curse for an entire species...
ABHIJIT NASKAR To become a leader through one’s merit karma is not a big deal. One should become a leader through...
DADA BHAGWAN That's the only part of 'Network' that hasn't happened yet, and that's on its way.
SIDNEY LUMET If it does become big, that would just be a gold mine.
JAY HAKKINEN Josh Gad was in my class. Katy Mixon. Griffin Matthews. Josh Groban - he ended up leaving to become ...
LESLIE ODOM, JR. They figured him out. Josh is not one who creates his own shot. His shots have been created off of o...
DICK BENNETT No one knew that the aftermath, rather than being a second-day story, would get worse and worse, ......
MARCY MCGINNIS One could have the world and yet have nothing at all at the same time if they do not have love.
JULIA CHERNOV If you allowed PayPal to pursue its destiny, there are moves it could make to become the largest fin...
DAVID O. SACKS The energy story is not done yet.
SHAWN JOHNSON When I was a boy, my mother would tell me that one of the best things in life is the knowledge that ...
RENEE AHDIEH I thought you could build a story that would function as a machine or else a complex of machines, ea...
PAUL PARK Why make that such a big story and not make a bigger story of the success we've all had?
DARON RAHLVES I always wanted to be a hero--to sacrifice my life in a big way one time--and yet, God has required ...
SALLY CLARKSON One percent is not a big deal. It is always nice to get a decrease, but 1 percent is not a big one. ...
DAVE KELCH I not often like the begining of something it has it owns doubts, loses and failures. But the end is...
DEYTH BANGER One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.
D.H. LAWRENCE Sumitomo Mitsui owes more than the other banks, yet its profitability is very good. It's not surpris...
YOJI TAKEDA Chances are if I am the one to cosign people, they will become a big part of the industry.
FAT JOE This is one of the miracles of love: It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet...
C. S. LEWIS This is one of the miracles of love: It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet...
C.S. LEWIS Life is one big love story with hundreds of little love stories within it.
RAM CHARAN Grady could write a football story in 15 minutes, and it would be a good one,
ANNE MCCAFFREY Even paradise could become a prison if one had enough time to take notice of the walls.
MORGAN RHODES I like how you don't hide your problems like everyone else, and I don't have to hide mine when I'm a...
NED VIZZINI If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... He's getting better, but he's not there yet.
BOBBY COX This fight's not over yet.
DICK DEGUERIN There is not much to say yet,
LINCOLN CHAFEE If an entire nation could seek its freedom, why not a girl?
LAURIE HALSE ANDERSON We're looking for Shawn and Josh both to have big years for us. I think they both have the potential...
DONNIE WILLIAMS Death is a strange thing. People live their whole lives as if it does not exist, and yet it's often ...
FREDRIK BACKMAN The story of this storm is not over yet.
EMILIO ZEBADUA A story untold could be the one that kills you.
PAT CONROY We have high hopes that this could become a big part of our business.
JOEL RADFORD We had terrific results, yet we're not firing on all cylinders. The one we're not firing on is our c...
CHARLES PRINCE It might not be resolved for another two years. No one should count their winnings yet.
ROBERT LANDE I didn't hear one comment from one councilman that spoke against it, yet you voted against it, ... T...
CHRIS WILLIAMS We could have been the greatest love story ever told.
If only you'd stayed in character.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT Everybody conceded that one event could account or could be sexual harassment if it is severe. The b...
GRETA VAN SUSTEREN If you are an aspiring leader and you have not yet gone through any trouble, prepare for one. It is ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR They say an interesting life leaves its mark on your face, and if that’s true,
she’s got on...
ANN AGUIRRE Anna, Anna," Josh interrupts. "If I had a euro for every stupid thing I've done, I could buy the ...
STEPHANIE PERKINS By nature we have no defect that could not become a strength, no strength that could not become a de...
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE If you walk a city, if you love a city, if you put in your miles and years with open heart and mind,...
REBECCA SOLNIT It's kind of a big deal. It's the coldest its been in three years here, but its not the coldest its ...
TOM WARNER Pictures could not be accessories to the story -- evidence -- they had to contain the story within t...
TATJANA SOLI Scoring the first 10 in history was a big deal, but the fact that even an electronic scoreboard coul...
NADIA COMANECI To hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not yet born, and yet not become despe...
ERICH FROMM To hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not yet born, and yet not become despera...
EMILY DICKINSON To hope means to be ready at every moment for that which is not yet born, and yet not become despera...
ERICH FROMM If no man could become rich in Peru, no man could become poor.
WILLIAM PRESCOTT This kind of preventative maintenance has helped Adams Electric have one of its best years yet for r...
RON PLANK She liked the word ineffable because it meant a feeling so big or vast that it could not be e...
LAUREN OLIVER I go out and look for a good story to tell and if I like it enough and I decide to direct it, I beco...
STEVEN SPIELBERG You don't put your head above the parapet and become a personality if you're an illustrator ...
ROBERT INGPEN There is a harmony in autumn, and a luster in its sky, which through the summer is not heard or seen...
PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY If a man belittles a woman, it could become a lawsuit. If women belittle men, it's a Hallmark ca...
WARREN FARRELL The first midfield has solidified itself from day one. Josh, Andrew and Jason have quickly become a ...
JOE BRESCHI "If girls were going after me, I would not only admit it, but I would probably exaggerate about the ...
JOSHUA JACKSON Saimun pondered. How come that when something is difficult to get or you don’t have it, and you ju...
MOCHTAR LUBIS If you could not accept the past and its burden there was no future, for without one there cannot be...
ROBERT PENN WARREN First and foremost, Operation TIPS is a program under development, and its blueprint is not yet fina...
BARBARA COMSTOCK I have not yet met with a sorrow that could not be borne, nor with one who's passing did not leave m...
KATHRYN L. NELSON You want SSL access to the MPLS cloud. It's not happening yet, but it's the next big wave.
LISA PIERCE The future was one thing that could never be broken, because it had not yet had the chance to be any...
SARAH DESSEN Sometimes when she woke from a flabbergasting dream Liz would lie very still to see if she could net...
HELEN SIMPSON The story could be anything, ... At least it showed up, even if it was late.
BOB TAYLOR I decided that if I could paint that flower in a huge scale, you could not ignore its beauty.
GEORGIA O'KEEFFE I realized I made a big mistake and if I could have it over again, I would do it so much differently...
HANSIE CRONJE 'If I Can Dream' is my all-time favorite Elvis song. It was a big record, but not as big as ...
DARLENE LOVE Josh did a great job tonight, but it's not just tonight. He's done well the last several games and i...
BRIAN THORNTON The giant rat of Sumatra, a story for which the world is not yet prepared.
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I tell my dat...
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JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge...
JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless.
JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo...
JOSH DUHAMEL The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense.
JOSH RADNOR