Brent Miller
Related MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ... ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE It's adding insult to injury. With junk cell phone calls, not only are they annoying but then you ha... SEN. DAVE ARONBERG DAVID BYRNE GREG BEHRENDT DEYTH BANGER TERRY PRATCHETT That is too much. That is adding insult to injury. FRANCIS ESCUDERO GREG BEHRENDT I like to see where guys can mix it up, where you might have a guy that's not so long going against ... DEAN WILSON Do not share the knowledge with which you have been blessed with everyone in general, as you do with... ALI TALIB ALI IBN ABI TALIB JIMMY DEAN BLAKE LIVELY If you're playing a good guy, you show some darkness. If you're playing a dark guy, you show... CAMPBELL SCOTT DEYTH BANGER Some people may not like who you are,some people might not care about you.But i do i love you and wh... NICKOLI LEE ALLEN D'AVANZO Is it hard? It's hard. I mean, it's not easy. There's some work that's involved. But it's just like ... MARSHALL FAULK JOHN RIDLEY CHARLES BUKOWSKI I don't really believe that people can predict the future,' he admitted.ADRIAN TCHAIKOVSKY CASSANDRA CLARE When you're online, anybody can keep track of anything you do, ... They can sell it, they can match ... CHRISTINE VARNEY STEVEN WRIGHT OSHO It may even roll into a little of the season before you can really be sure because when you get to t... MARK RICHT You play here enough, you know that balls on the line roll back fair. Really nothing you can do abou... A.J. PIERZYNSKI Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU To show that a comedian on stage in India talking about sanitation or in South Africa talking about ... HASAN MINHAJ MANDY HALE LARRY THE CABLE GUY WILHELM REICH That fumble really killed us. That and injuries. You can only dress 18 guys in this league, and it s... ERVIN BRYSON He just has great hands. I think he has some of the best hands on the team, including wideouts. He g... BRANDON JONES He's got a lot of equipment. He's not just some guy that goes out there and rears back and throws it... JIM LEYLAND COURTENEY COX When I see the move of RFID into universities, it concerns me, ... It is sending a message that not ... KATHERINE ALBRECHT Yeah. (chuckles) And he was uh, man you know, I had never met the guy before. I've got like some pos... LONDON LEGRAND BECKY G SALMAN RUSHDIE Knowledge isn't the issue, it's what you think you know that's not the truth. RICK PRICE AL MICHAELS STEPHANIE KLEIN RICKY GERVAIS Those jackets look just fine on them. But you just know everyone gets up a little more to play you. ... COLLEEN JONES He got away with a couple of curveballs. He just spun it up there, didn't try to bury them. Hopefull... MIKE HARGROVE By not sending friends greeting cards, you may be telling them that you don't want them to remember ... LORRIN L. LEE FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY CRAIG GROESCHEL There's an intimacy lost on the big audiences, but there's also a sort of cool kind of buzz that you... HOWIE DAY They may have told you that you are useless but I am here to give you a better report about you: You... D.S. MASHEGO SARAH DESSEN You know how only you can insult your own family? That's how I feel about Florida. DANIELLE SCHNEIDER CALVIN JOHNSON He was just real cocky out there. He acted like he was, you know, 'that guy,' like he was the man ou... REKALIN SIMS GREGORY DAVID ROBERTS MR. T When you get on stage you turn into another person man, I mean I swear I turn into Tyler Durden (fro... FRED DURST SARAH DESSEN How can I believe the people that say women have equal rights? When the worst insult a man can be ca... LAURA BATES Some people can be president, some people can speak, some people, you know, anything that's posi... JUICY J I was in bands, but they were punk bands, and you plug in the guitars, you turn them up really loud,... OSCAR ISAAC I wanted to go in and tell them that, but George thought it would just be stirring up some trouble, ... K. MARTIN BECKNER I was hoping that I could say stuff about mental illness that maybe people didn't know. You know... ERIC MILLEGAN You gotta know what the songs are about, otherwise you don't know how to play them. If it's about a ... NICK MCCARTHY Many people will tell that it is not for a man to cry, but they may not know how is to feel your hea... JOHN ZEA I made it to state, probably because I've worked hard, and I've had some real good coaching with Bre... JOSH BORDNER JODI PICOULT The more you move, the stronger you'll grow, not like a tree that can be killed if you uproot it. HA JIN You know, Andrew is not Superman. He's fallible just like everybody else. He's not going to go out a... MIKE FOX The reason you have to do this is you have to let them know that you're real, ... I had one guy say,... JAMIE FOXX Should I be better than you if I make a little bit more money? No. Unfortunately, you know, some peo... WOODY AUSTIN RICHIE SAMBORA I just reacted and unfortunately I had to leave. I didn't know if (Parker) was behind me or not. I j... BRENDAN WITT Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change... WOODY GUTHRIE The key is to be able to avoid the rush if you have to, ... A lot of that is your sense of presence,... ERNIE ACCORSI FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY Prince is the ultimate performer. Prince is that dude that's going to get on stage by himself, i... NE-YO BRETT FAVRE KEVIN BACON CASSANDRA CLARE If you realize that it is quite
possible that you are what
you say you are, you may
want to consider... ELIZABETH ALRAUNE You may not need the big, hulking guy anymore, especially if he isn't a great skater, ... If you can... JEFF PERRY WINONA LADUKE You ask how this happened. If I stood here and poked you, over and over, for six years, would you pu... BRUCE REYNOLDS JAMIE MCGUIRE AL MICHAELS Last year you saw Porter do his thing a little bit. He was the featured guy and he made some big pla... BRIAN DAWKINS NICK HORNBY STEVE HARVEY TOMMY CHONG It's like Goldilocks here. You've got to be just right. You can have not too much experience nor too... BILL BRADY Oh my, ... If you're going to give up a homer, you might as well give it up like that. That was a lo... RON GARDENHIRE WINNIE HOLZMAN Some weeks guys do a fantastic job, other weeks ... you never know. Something may have happened that... JEFF GORDON
More Brent Miller
We got ahead, and we sort of sat on it and maybe got a little conservative. I didn't feel like they ... BRENT MILLER I don't know how good we will end up overall this season, but I've been nothing less than enthused w... BRENT MILLER We got ahead, and we sort of sat on it and maybe got a little conservative, ... I didn't feel like t... BRENT MILLER I don't know how good we will end up overall this season, but I've been nothing less than enthused w... BRENT MILLER We don't base our season on the Marist and Tucker games. We got to keep up our effort every week and... BRENT MILLER Changes in Hearing and Balance BRENT MILLER performance degrades gracefully. BRENT MILLER I've never been wild about two-platoon at quarterback. With one quarterback, you seem to have more t... BRENT MILLER It looks more likely that we might wait until the worst part of the winter is over. BRENT MILLER My own personal favorite Cher song is the unforgettable Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. BRENT SPINER I like to think of myself as the Rutger Hauer of this show Star Trek: The Next Generation. But then ... BRENT SPINER BRENT REILLY BRENT WEEKS Saddam is a familiar dictatorial aggressor, with traditional goals for his aggression. BRENT SCOWCROFT My brother's an aerospace engineer who works for Boeing, and I started thinking, 'Well, my b... BRENT SEXTON BRENT WEEKS BRENT WEEKS BRENT WEEKS BRENT WEEKS Casting directors tend to be the unsung heroes in this business. BRENT SEXTON BRENT WEEKS You're all trying to figure out what went wrong inside my head. Fucking idiots. You'll never crack t... BRENT RUNYON The biggest heaviest days we seemed to have a crew of six. BRENT CROWELL We've been beating ourselves. It's time to beat the other team. BRENT CREWS I want to guard him. I like a challenge. BRENT CREWS It's one of the biggest games of the year for us. Almost a must-win. BRENT CREWS I just missed it. Coach just said forget it about it. I tried to treat it like it was just like any ... BRENT CREWS We didn't have a lot of energy coming out tonight. When we get down, we usually fight back. We can't... BRENT CREWS My main goal is to make sure that the American Indian people are remembered and are treated right. I... BRENT COX Even if students have no [American Indian] heritage, they can still come. The door is always open. I... BRENT COX Some students need this because it is part of their makeup. BRENT COX Many African-American students are half American Indian as well. BRENT COX He is not a guy you can go up to the plate trying to pull. He throws the ball hard and is somewhat i... BRENT COLEMAN Brent told us he was going to dominate (Saturday), and he obviously brought his game face. He was an... BRENT COLEMAN We're really starting to bring it together now and it's perfect timing now, because we have Dunedin ... BRENT COLEMAN He's got bigger and better things to plan for, like college and his career. I don't want to say he q... BRENT COLEMAN We understand small businesses. We know how to sell to them and where to find them. BRENT COBB Sixty percent of businesses spend as much on mobile as they do on landline. Twenty-five percent spen... BRENT COBB We are integrating landline and mobile minutes. The likelihood of going over is minimal. BRENT COBB Small businesses get treated like consumers. They go into a retail [store] take a number and wait in... BRENT COBB Sixty percent of businesses spend as much on mobile as they do on landline. Twenty-five percent spen... BRENT COBB I thought it was exciting. I thought it was neat how he practiced three days and then was in there g... BRENT CELEK If we could get three out there at once, I'd be happy. BRENT CELEK It's going to take the first couple of games just for him to get used to the game speed. Once things... BRENT CELEK They always call Miami Tight End U. We've got to change it to Cincinnati being Tight End U. BRENT CELEK I made a move on the guy and I was open. Dustin got hit when he threw it and the ball was a little s... BRENT CELEK It was a big thing. When you get to the 2-yard line, you've got to score. It doesn't matter what the... BRENT CELEK It's going to be hard for me to replace her. You come very close to those kids with all the time and... BRENT CARTER They went to the boards, and we didn't. They got too many second-chance baskets. BRENT CARTER The biggest thing for the girls was to get there, and they'll be ready for it. BRENT CARTER We're happy with it. But we still have to play well. You can't take anything lightly. BRENT CARTER At $2,000 an acre, that's far more than you can farm out of it. BRENT CARPENTER People don't understand the law, and they get in a hurry. BRENT CARPENTER It's harder and harder for young guys without a lot of equity to get started. BRENT CARPENTER I just don't think this was the thing to do, they went overboard with this one. BRENT CARPENTER For that short spurt that Buhl went on, the girls felt like the game was over. But the girls re-focu... BRENT CARNDUFF We didn't play Challis very well. We're hoping for some revenge Saturday night. BRENT CARNDUFF We're playing well, we're anxious to test ourselves and see where we're at. BRENT CARNDUFF We went into a zone and they were able to hit some threes and they shot well at the line. Ten of the... BRENT CARNDUFF Matt has been playing great the last five or six games and we just told him to shake it off and he t... BRENT CARDALI Everyone stepped up tonight and I was just trying to get the puck to the forwards like usual and the... BRENT CARDALI We came into the locker room and every coach was yelling at us and all four seniors were yelling at ... BRENT CARDALI That was awesome, we knew we had it when we scored that goal. We had momentum. BRENT CARDALI We put in some different looks, it was something we just put in before the Johnstown game. It broke ... BRENT CAHILL That was huge. That was a quality team we beat. We've got some tough kids, and it's a tough group. F... BRENT CAHILL We emphasize that to be a good team, you have to have good senior leadership to go far in the confer... BRENT CAHILL This is a big time of the year, especially playing pretty much all conference games. (To stay fresh)... BRENT CAHILL I have great group of four seniors who have made it easy for me to implement what we want to do. Hop... BRENT CAHILL You always want your leaders to have the ball, so that's working out for us this year. But that's so... BRENT CAHILL Nahum showed a lot more improvement at the beginning of the year, then with Jon, it all started clic... BRENT CAHILL We're really emphasizing our guarding, and our games have been low-scoring so that's been successful... BRENT CAHILL Every game we've had different guys step up. Against Utica, it was nice to see a couple of the young... BRENT CAHILL That's a tough group in there. Top to bottom, and it starts with the seniors. This is a huge win. (U... BRENT CAHILL Every solution also has drawbacks. BRENT BRYANT If you're in the business, you're always going to have to deal with it. BRENT BRYANT Southwest Missouri seems to be by far the most highly concentrated area of problem right now, althou... BRENT BRYANT Every solution also has drawbacks. Our goal is to work to find the most economic solution that preve... BRENT BRYANT They felt it was a good ordinance to pass to keep the children in the community safe, that are eithe... BRENT BROWN All I can say is I've heard he was on the phone with the boy at the time of the crash. Now whether t... BRENT BROWN At that time, that was the biggest thing we had done with the band. As a 17-year-old, that definitel... BRENT BROWN Being only 17, they were almost mentoring and nice (to me), BRENT BROWN I remember during sound check they had an opossum running around that they were trying to catch, BRENT BROWN When I called from the school, they said 'You need to be here at the Salt Palace at 3:30 p.m.,' BRENT BROWN This work is so immense -- it's dangerous anytime you have a single organization monopolizing relief... BRENT BROWN It's really been a tremendous investment. BRENT BROWN A lot of the time, the opening act gets treated like second-class citizens, but (ZZ Top) treated us ... BRENT BROWN I haven't done that for a while, ... That was kind of one of my trademarks. BRENT BROWN I don't know if it's a good or bad thing, but I'm glad we don't have to talk about it anymore. Hopef... BRENT BREDE It's great for us to make 15 out of 15. Historically, we haven't done that. We hope that trend conti... BRENT BREDE We did a good job with our assignments and as far as help was concerned. He's as good as we've playe... BRENT BREDE I didn't know anything about it until after the game, he wouldn't tell me. He was tremendous, he had... BRENT BREDE This is obviously a downer, but we're happy with the season we had. BRENT BREDE The score doesn't indicate exactly what kind of game it was because we pulled away there at the end.... BRENT BREDE We got a little bit panicked and took some bad shots. The Palm kid really hurt us. But our kids real... BRENT BREDE It's really neat for us to go up and play people we don't normally play. We're getting more confiden... BRENT BREDE I thought we had the same type of effort tonight that we did last night, we just made more baskets. ... BRENT BREDE The Palm kid really hurt us. We really had a hard time with him and he made a big difference with th... BRENT BREDE I feel there's a change under way at Sun, I just wish it would happen faster. There doesn't seem to ... BRENT BRACELIN I don't think anyone was looking for a big upside on revenue and earnings. What people are really lo... BRENT BRACELIN Despite all the new products, all the marketing press releases, we have yet to see these new product... BRENT BRACELIN HP is going to look much better coming out of this quarter than Dell and Lexmark, BRENT BRACELIN HP is going to look much better coming out of this quarter than Dell and Lexmark. BRENT BRACELIN Dell is the last of the big hardware companies to report, ... We expect them to deliver, but we view... BRENT BRACELIN The question for investors is what is HP chasing in terms of revenue and at what cost? BRENT BRACELIN It looks like another strong quarter and it's becoming kind of par for the course for Hurd. The upsi... BRENT BRACELIN It feels like and it sounds like the momentum they have with the new products is now starting to tur... BRENT BRACELIN But the near-term implications don't look that meaningful. BRENT BRACELIN When all of us are united on an issue, then one of two things has happened. Either the earth has spu... BRENT BOZELL We were alarmed to find that the three worst shows ... are being marketed as family-friendly when in... BRENT BOZELL Rather himself is counting on a reversal of public opinion in the future, hoping to rehabilitate him... BRENT BOZELL It is curious that what is widely thought of as a contemptible aspect of Senator McCarthy's method a... BRENT BOZELL The TV ratings are meaningless. BRENT BOZELL These two shows have contained scenes in which characters are shown having sex and topics such as ma... BRENT BOZELL These two shows have contained scenes in which characters are shown having sex and topics such as ma... BRENT BOZELL If Rather were the slightest bit hard on himself, he would have resigned the minute the forgery fias... BRENT BOZELL This should be the age of utter innocence for a child. Hollywood should do anything within its power... BRENT BOZELL Families should not be deceived, ... [These] shows all contain crude and raunchy dialogue with sex-t... BRENT BOZELL We're going to have to be a smarter basketball team the last three or four minutes. If it comes down... BRENT BOWER Parker broke us down badly. We tried to contain (her) penetration, which got us out of position. BRENT BOWER I would have to think there are going to be a couple of late games here on out. If we advance, we ar... BRENT BOWER Three years ago we made it (to a district semifinal) and lost to Lancaster in double overtime 81-78.... BRENT BOWER I think Gahanna hasn't lost a game since we played back in December. I think they were still struggl... BRENT BOWER We shot ourselves in the foot. Going 3-for-10 at the line (down the stretch), we should have been do... BRENT BOWER If we continue down this path, consumers will lose all confidence in the airlines' capability to per... BRENT BOWEN The workforce is probably as demoralized as any of us would be if our jobs were flailing, our pay wa... BRENT BOWEN The demoralized work force is probably contributing to the fact that the consumer doesn't feel as we... BRENT BOWEN Unfortunately, as we've gotten back up to the pre- 9/11 capacity levels, we've only had problems tha... BRENT BOWEN He guards me in practice like that, real real intense. Coach (Gerald Cox) told me they were going to... BRENT BENSON It feels great, it feels great. It was on our mind a little bit, losing two years straight. We were ... BRENT BENSON It's hard to make a comeback on a good team like that, especially when you're trying to make runs an... BRENT BENSON I hate it that it's come at this time of year, when everything in the conference is up for grabs. It... BRENT BENSON My teammates have confidence in me. I spent Christmas break working on my shot, getting the shot off... BRENT BENSON Yeah, it was pretty physical. That was their game plan pretty much, get us out of the game. BRENT BENSON I've always been interested in seeing the school systems progress. I get to travel a lot and see a l... BRENT BEARD I don't have a set agenda for the future. I just want to become as involved in the community as poss... BRENT BEARD I am really interested in the community, especially the citizens in Ward 2. I love Auburn and want t... BRENT BEARD I'm looking forward to serving and being educated on how the city of Auburn is governed. I think it ... BRENT BEARD We said before the game, it was going to take everybody to get this done. I think everybody took tha... BRENT WILSON I think we're both pretty easygoing and that's why we remain friends to this day. BRENT WILSON I wasn't as athletic as a lot of the other guys, so you've got to do the little things. You've got t... BRENT WILSON You don't want to go into the tournament losing two in a row and have everybody else having momentum... BRENT WILSON I don't think we want to go into Binghamton to the (awards) banquet and share (the title) in their b... BRENT WILSON We were a little surprised, but we made some shots early, and I guess they thought that the only way... BRENT WILSON It definitely gives you confidence. Like last year and earlier this year, you're winning a game and ... BRENT WILSON Have a great day at school. BRENT WILSON The whole key for us is to weather the storm of the first four minutes. We have to keep our composur... BRENT WILSON [The bench players] were huge. It took everybody to get this done. BRENT WILSON We just didn't play well, and that's hard for me to accept. We just didn't have the intensity to mat... BRENT WILLIAMS Until the investigation is complete there will be nothing that is final at this point. BRENT WILLIAMS All these guys need to go out and make it really clear what their business model is, continue to bro... BRENT WILLIAMS She is lucky that truck broke down. I don't think she would have lasted another night. BRENT WILLIAMS He's been saying that for the past four years. If he continues to play the way he has, it'll be hard... BRENT WILLIAMS Thompson was regarded as one of the best receivers in the AIFL. He would have been in contention for... BRENT WILLIAMS There's a certain amount of rotation of different types of market participants, and now you've got t... BRENT WILLIAMS They are reeling a little bit. They are not playing real well, but I expect them to turn that around... BRENT WILLIAMS The initial conception for Vista was to be exactly that kind of dramatic leap forward on a number of... BRENT WILLIAMS I've known Tim since I was 12. You knew back then, he was destined for some sort of stardom. BRENT WILLIAMS If you get rid of $800 billion in economic activity, that's a big hit on the U.S. economy. BRENT WILKES The fact that Latinos are underrepresented in the service causes us concern because the service is o... BRENT WILKES The distinction is because that's private property. This whole country isn't private property. BRENT WILKES For a crime like trespassing, there's typically a fine attached to that. So I pay my fine and I've p... BRENT WILKES They should give Latinos a good shot at filling those positions. BRENT WILKES The problem begins when you start having volunteers selectively enforcing laws, especially volunteer... BRENT WILKES I was happy with the effort. Coal Grove's running game was too stout. BRENT WILCOXON The big thing was three quick scores early and we weren't healthy. We didn't come to play the first ... BRENT WILCOXON We're concerned about letting them make the big play. Most games we're involved in seem to be high-s... BRENT WILCOXON They kept us off the field most of the night. Even when we had the ball we didn't do anything with i... BRENT WILCOXON We needed a win badly. BRENT WILCOXON We had three missed tackles on the first run, the second one we had. The third one we had only 10 me... BRENT WILCOXON Mom didn't have breast cancer, it was another form. Still, this was all about them. BRENT WHITE It's a friendly competition. We don't get all upset over it, it's all fun. BRENT WHITE I think the situations are different. BRENT WHITE I'm not familiar with what districts in Wayne County put forth, but the proposals we're asking voter... BRENT WHITE This is a great workout to get ready for track season. BRENT WHITE You've always got to be on top of your game when you're out there hunting. Some of the more common a... BRENT WARD We had a great week of practice and the kids came out and really played hard. It was nice to get the... BRENT WARD We were balanced and able to throw as well as run tonight. And then the kids came in late and did a ... BRENT WARD It was a back-and-forth game, before we finally got a surge late in the second quarter. To gain the ... BRENT WARD It was a physical game, it was a tight game. BRENT WALSTON We have to (control the ball), we have good senior leadership and I'm hoping they give us that good ... BRENT WALSTON She was active. She got banged up last weekend. She was out there and involved. BRENT WALSTON I think that we have two to four girls that can help her with the scoring. BRENT WALSTON Garrett is our playmaker. He kick starts everything for us and made some great passes Wednesday nigh... BRENT WALSTON He had opportunities, but when he received the ball with his back to the goal, they had 3-4 guys on ... BRENT WALSTON (Union) is a first year program, but they did a good job packing the box. It made us have to adjust. BRENT WALSTON We're trying to get better with each game we play. Overall, it was a pretty good effort. BRENT WALSTON Josh Cooper is just playing phenomenal soccer for us right now. And sweeper Dale Price is doing a gr... BRENT WALSTON I think our depth just wore them out in the end. BRENT WALSTON I made a promise to Hannah that I'd see it through her years at least. BRENT WALKER We didn't even talk about offense. BRENT WALKER I was most proud of the way our boys rose to the challenge to have a chance to win. It was just a ve... BRENT WALKER Before the game, we had all these complex designs on how do we stop this, how do we stop that. BRENT WALKER That was a little traumatic because we hit a shot at the buzzer to win it. BRENT WALKER I think I do a good job of catching the football, and I understand that they struggled with that las... BRENT VINSON I wanted to go to school out of state, but at first I really didn't have a reason to. He'll make it ... BRENT VINSON He had just been to the school earlier, but I didn't know for sure when he was there. So I went ahea... BRENT VINSON It just wasn't the place for me, and he (Williams) told me to do what I wanted to do. I wanted to go... BRENT VINSON We practiced most of two-a-days without him. It would have been worse if he would have practiced thi... BRENT VENABLES The top-line guys in the Washington area this year are as good as anyone in the country. BRENT VENABLES You feel that for them where they've got a lot to prove, and you're right there with them. BRENT VENABLES
Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... 
I certainly agree that putting everything into little genres is counterproductive. You're not go... 
A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up.... 
... You asked how am I?? Really?? So you care about me?? or you just decided to ask to return it bac... 
Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer’n the other. And ... 
There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But ... 
Do not share the knowledge with which you have been blessed with everyone in general, as you do with... 
I used to help my granddaddy make sausage. He would mix it up in a cleaned-out washtub with his hand... 
Forget the fake syrupy stuff. Melt down a bar of chocolate, mix it into some warmed up whipping crea... 
If you know the rules, it's not anymore interesting the game, but if you don't know them it's intere... 
To this day, the only argument against Obama that critics can seem to come up with involves admittin... 
There's nothing like privacy. You know, I like people. It's nice that they might like my books and a... 
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions ... 
You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The... 
You are always afraid that somebody may think you a fool. You are afraid that if others think you to... 
If a man WANTS to be with you, he will make his actions clear. There won’t be any questions, murki... 
Even before I did stand-up, I've always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - wh... 
I know, Little Man, you are quick with the diagnosis of craziness when you meet a truth you don’t ... 
I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something i... 
I did a lot of little girl groups here and there just to get more comfortable on stage. When you'... 
You can get anywhere in Pakistan if you know people, even into jail. 
We think it was a bad call. It's kind of like adding insult to injury. 
You learn to be friends with someone, get to really know them before you get all excited about the g... 
It's a similar thing with David Brent. David Brent is not that good at his job because he couldn't s... 
One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, yo... 
One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him... 
What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act? 
I paused, only just now realizing that the subject was hitting a little close to home. "You know, ge... 
If you feel like you've got a concussion, if you don't know, if you take the test whatever, ... 
She loved the guy. She did it for him. She would’ve done anything for him. Some people are like th... 
If you can't read, the only thing you can do is enjoy the pictures, not the whole story. Reading... 
He glanced over at me. 'Scared? Of Reggie? What, she thinks he might force her to give up caffeine f... 
For God's sake, if I learned anything during this damn trial it's that the only way someone can leav... 
Jon is an amazing front man. Every night I walk on stage with him and I just go: "Wow, this guy is j... 
Well, you may abuse me, be angry with me if you like," Porfiry Petrovitch began again, "but I can't ... 
Sometimes you get caught up in what's going on around you. The reality is that you are just a re... 
If you look at films about becoming a man, coming-of-age movies are made with 12-, 16-, 40-, 50-year... 
The idea that you can dress up in some kind of a fake Indian outfit and get on stage is somehow acce... 
I know you know I love you. What you may not know is that there is nothing I want more than to be yo... 
That's a bad call. That's adding insult to injury. 
I don't know you. The only thing I know about you is, you're reading this. I don't know if your happ... 
I know that you and your girls have been told for years on end that you just don’t pass up any opp... 
People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing.... 
I really learned that, when I got into television, I really learned the power, how deeply it affects... 
These are lines from my asteroid-impact novel, Regolith:
Assassination is an art, milord. And I am the city's most accomplished artist. 
A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint 
Sometimes after a compliment about my characterization skills, I'm asked if I model my character... 