If Joan was mad, all Christendom was mad too; for people who believe devoutly in the existence of celestial personages are every whit as mad as the people who think they see them. Luther, when he threw his inkhorn at the devil, was no more mad than any other Augustinian monk: he had a more vivid imagination, and hd perhaps eaten and slept less: that was all.
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Related Rincewind rather enjoyed times like this. They convinced him that he wasn’t mad because, if he was... TERRY PRATCHETT All my life, people have asked me what I was so mad about. 'Why you so mad?' And I was never... M. C. GAINEY Possibly he knew, as he wrote this, that he was mad - because inside every madman sits a little sane... GRAHAM SWIFT He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. And that was all his patrimo... RAFAEL SABATINI As I remember his laugh, there was nothing mad about it, it was more like the laugh of someone who h... GUY SAJER I was mad at the pitch before being called a strike, I was mad I swung at that, and then he hung me ... LARRY WALKER Perhaps he was a bit different from other people, but what really sympathetic person is not a little... ISADORA DUNCAN A mad who knows that he is mad is not fully mad! MEHMET MURAT ILDAN He was mad and enraged. That's all I can say. DAVE CARLSON Anyone who didn't see the game would think it was a mad result, IKER CASILLAS He was mad at me that I hadn't done his laundry. TIM LANGENDERFER I was mad, real mad that he called stalling, and I just wanted to win. RAY WILLETTE The only people for me are the mad ones: the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved,... JACK KEROUAC But then they danced down the street like dingledodies, and shambled after as I've been doing all my... JACK KEROUAC He was kind of mad that he only had three assists through (his first) two years. He realized he need... MARK NIRRENGARTEN It was a long night for the umpires, too. I was only mad because he kept insisting he was right. CRAIG COUNSELL Albus Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was beaming at the students, his arms opened wide, as if... J.K. ROWLING He was so mad, ... He was fired up. DAVID PETERSON He wasn't mad, he was sad. LIONEL SHRIVER At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first time why people said Dumbledore was the only wi... J.K. ROWLING I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always ... DICK CAVETT I was mad at Screen Gems, but I'm not mad at them anymore. DAVY JONES Jerry was a strong person, but a real gentle person at the same time. He was slow to get mad, but if... JOHN PORTER He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. RAFAEL SABATINI Perhaps I am too tame, too domestic a magician. But how does one work up a little madness? I meet wi... SUSANNA CLARKE That showed me frustration right there. He was mad and tired. He was beat. You could see it clearly. DARREN COLLISON But his soul was mad. Being alone in the wilderness, it had looked within itself and, by heavens I t... JOSEPH CONRAD It's amusing to me that we refer to people who live in their heads as detached, disturbed, or mad, w... RICHELLE E. GOODRICH I do think that my Indian classical audiences thought I was sacrificing them through working with Ge... RAVI SHANKAR He'd get mad if you called him Lester. He said that when his father called him Lester, he knew he wa... GARY MARSH He thought proudly that many people in his position could not have adjusted, would have gone mad. THOMAS M DISCH I think he did it because he was very mad, very mad, ... Even the voices in his head said, 'Do it, d... JAMES BALLENGER [...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be s... JACK KEROUAC The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved,... JACK KEROUAC The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved,... JACK KEROUAK . . . the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be ... JACK KEROUAC During the crusades all were religious mad, and now all are mad for want of it. J. G. STEDMAN During the crusades all were religious mad, and now all are mad for want of it. CAPTAIN J. G. STEDMAN 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: ... LEWIS CARROLL He was mad, but he told me good luck and that he understands. ALEX KUBE People who take you for granted would be mad at those who regard you as something. MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved,... JACK KEROUAC The first two or three plays he was in I was about ready to reach out and choke him. After the game,... ROY WILLIAMS After each issue came out, I'd walk down the street and see who was mad at me this week. DAVE MITCHELL I always said he was off his rocker,’ said Ron, looking quite impressed at how mad his hero was. J.K. ROWLING She was a composer, carefully orchestrating how much of herself she let people see. Some thought the... LAUREN VALENCIA Yeah, he was mad. He said we needed to rebound more and get in their face and quit making stupid fou... DEVRON BOSTICK A direful death indeed they had / That would put any parent mad / But she was more than usual calm /... MARJORIE HOLMES People are mad as hell. LINDSEY GRAHAM He was such a gentle, fine person. One thing about Zeal ? he didn't want to make people mad. CHUCK ALEXANDER He was a bit mad I think. He would go hunting with machine guns and things like that. He was an odd ... NICK MCCARTHY At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first time why people said Dumbledore was the only wi... J.K. ROWLING Explain yourself when it is a must, but sometimes, in life, keep quit when people think you are mad ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH When people get mad, they're more likely to do something. When I go back to Congress ... what's happ... CECIL ROBERTS I did have a few parents who were a little mad when I told their children to not stick their fingers... SARA WHITE That was the end of snowboarding at Mad River Glen. ERIC FRIEDMAN Oh! thou who are greatly mad, deign to spare me who am less mad.
[Lat., O major tandem parcas, in... HORACE (QUINTUS HORATIUS FLACCUS) Everyone says she’s mad.’ ‘How do they know?’ I asked. ‘Because she’s differen... RUSKIN BOND The difference between mad people and sane people . . . is that sane people have variety when they t... MAXINE HONG KINGSTON The difference between mad people and sane people... is that sane people have variety when they talk... MAXINE HONG KINGSTON Nicknamed 'Mad-Dog Mattis' by his men, he was a command warrior in the old George Patton mod... RYAN ZINKE Every madman thinks all other men mad. LATIN PROVERB A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan... DYLAN MORAN Man, I was mad as I don't know what, DON WRIGHT He was upset like anyone else would have been. He's like me. He gets real mad. Five minutes later, I... JAMIE MCMURRAY My mom was basically a nonentity in the entire film except for the mad little psycho who hated his c... JUNE CARTER CASH I couldn't care less who is mad at me as long as the entrepreneur comes out ahead. RON CONWAY If we're mad, we're mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours. SHANNON HALE I was mad at myself. It was a stupid foul. BROOKE NELSON Peter biked 600 miles in one week once because he was mad at some girl. FREDDIE LEE We really just wanted to speak up for Herndon and have a rally to unite the community. It was really... JENNIFER BOYSKO I was mad when we were losing in he first half. One of my friends was keeping me posted on the score... D.J. TRAHAN so who's more adult- somebody who works like mad to avoid a problem or somebody who works like mad t... JANET KAGAN Knowledge is not wisdom: cleverness is not, not without awareness of our death, not without recallin... EURIPIDES It is the very error of the moon: She comes more nearer earth than she was wont, and makes men mad. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It is the very error of the moon;She comes more nearer earth than she was wont,And drives men mad. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I like vampires, tuberculosis, anything to do with blood. Then I read a biography of Rasputin and fo... KATHRYN HARRISON All this time as a mad scientist why didn't he have a shrink ray or stun gun in his closet somewhere... CHARLIE JANE ANDERS Coach was so mad, he didn't even fuss at us. We were ashamed at ourselves. DIETRIC SLATER Through his mad fancying he remembered Mokunosuke's words: "Whoever you are, you are a man after all... EIJI YOSHIKAWA 'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Ca... LEWIS CARROLL But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat... LEWIS CARROLL I get it. I understand. If I was them, I'd do the same thing. I'd be just as mad. MATT MILLEN I've had to tell him repeatedly to shoot more often. When he was a freshman, I had to bench him a co... DAVE MAGUIRE I was mad of course and still am, but harmless, I passed for harmless, that's a good one. Not of cou... SAMUEL BECKETT What I always said about Al was that he had a rough exterior, but inside he was a big teddy bear. He... MARK BRANGER I was kinda mad I had to sit out, but I was gonna cheer and talk loud as much as I could. RYAN COLEMAN Being in a minority, even in a minority of one, did not make you mad. There was truth and there was ... GEORGE ORWELL He'sh mad?" "Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money." "Ah, then he can’t be mad. I've b... TERRY PRATCHETT If you're in drama and absolutely told your story in all truth. You can consider yourself out of the... CEDRICK HOBBS If he slept, he dreamt of the woman with the icy white irises. She exploded planes, swallowed oceans... SUKANYA VENKATRAGHAVAN I wondered if perhaps I'd gone mad. I had known this man less than twenty-four hours and already I w... LUCY ROBINSON Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's ... NOEL GALLAGHER With 'Mad Men,' people who grew up or were living in that time, they love to talk about what... CARA BUONO Bashere shrugged, grinning brhind his grey-streaked moustaches, "When I first slept in a saddle, Mua... ROBERT JORDAN One man was so mad at me that he ended his letter: "Beware. You will never get out of this world ali... JOHN STEINBECK He had read much, if one considers his long life; but his contemplation was much more than his readi... JOHN AUBREY He had read much, if one considers his long life; but his contemplation was much more than his readi... ISAAC ASIMOV I’m mad about the waste that happens when people who love each other can’t even bring themselves... ALICE WALKER He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wou... DARYNDA JONES
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend ... if you have one." GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You see things; you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not? GEORGE BERNARD SHAW People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. T... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The liar's punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyon... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Youth is wasted on the young. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid of. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Morality is suspecting other people of not being legally married. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A miracle is an event which creates faith. That is the purpose and nature of miracles. Frauds deceiv... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they wa... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way: by getting out of it as soon as I... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing c... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The greatest evils and the worst of crimes is poverty; our first duty, a duty to which every other c... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The camera can represent flesh so superbly that, if I dared, I would never photograph a figure witho... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be n hell is to drift: to b... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were ... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW You'll never have a quiet world until you knock the patriotism out of the human race. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespe... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW Independence? That's middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us o... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW