If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.

All beautiful women are murderers. You've probably heard it said before.

This is a very active disaster season for FEMA. The men and women of this organization are ready to respond anywhere and everywhere.

Enough, woman who needs no sleep! It is past my bedtime! But I will ponder your suggestions in the morning when I wake up, which will be long after you've already risen.

It looks like women could buy land back then even if they couldn't vote.