If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About a Quart Low.

She [mama] an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life's work.

When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.