If only cats grew into kittens.

A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.

How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

I hated cats. I was a dog lover," Des says with a shrug. "What's the point of a cat? They're not affectionate. But that's because it's not my cat. I mean, your wife wouldn't jump on my lap. That's because she's your wife, not mine. Until you have your own cat, you really don't understand.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.