If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

As you may know, KFC is under worldwide pressure to eliminate its cruelest abuses of chickens, such as cutting the beaks off baby birds; breeding chickens to grow so large, so quickly that many suffer crippling injuries; and slitting the birds' throats or dropping them into tanks of scalding-hot water while they are still alive and able to feel pain.

I'm vegetarian, ... I can't do a roast. No, that's why I brought my vegetable, so I could eat something tonight.

When people think of Canadian Club, they should think of a good whiskey, not jerks beating pups on the ice.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

There's never going to be a great misunderstanding of me. I think I'm a little whacked.