If share markets continue to behave in this way for five more years, then the only stock people would buy would be the livestock.

After a long time psychiatrist figured out that only reason he was having depression on weekends was the share markets remain closed on weekends.

Share market is a system, wherein company owner, when makes profit, pockets money for himself and shares his joy with his shareholders; however, in a case of loss he swindles money for himself and distributes sorrow among his shareholders

He invested in beta share markets and that too in beta shares, watching which his beta cells of pancreas got terrified and stopped secreting insulin, causing him diabetes and his scared heart too took a cue and started racing fast, so his doctor put him on beta-blockers.

In share market, those who have money are given more and those who don't have are deprived of whatever they have.

The ‘share’ of his company is like a human nature, as soon as one thinks that it cannot go further down, it finds new bottom.