If the FCAT was to be administered in April or May, then I might seriously consider changing the calendar. But until then, I can't support it.

It could be (a female employee's) boyfriend.

Easter can occur in March, April or May. It shifts around because it's based on the lunar calendar.

The method by which he administered this was through Gatorade,

One has to be stupid to even seriously consider, if he is making a conciliatory statement. What he is saying is that, after Israel is destroyed, namely after the right of return is instituted, and so on, then he will consider to have a long-term truce with Israel. I mean it is a ridiculous statement.

Taxpayers who want to save IHT and who have children under 18 should seriously consider setting up suitable trusts before April 6, 2006.