If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

In [The Mysterious Stranger, Mark Twain] proves to his own grim satisfaction, and to mine as well, that Satan and not God created the planet earth and “the damned human race.” If you doubt that, read your morning paper. Never mind what paper. Never mind what date.

All right, then, I'll go to hell.

I was prepared for another letdown. We're going to race like hell [Sunday]. I had prepared myself to load up. This is kind of a surprise. If I win it, I am going to retire.

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.