If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists in their place.

To us, the moment 8:17 A.M. means something - something very important, if it happens to be the starting time of our daily train. To our ancestors, such an odd eccentric instant was without significance - did not even exist. In inventing the locomotive, Watt and Stevenson were part inventors of time.

Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.

A country which proposes to make use of modern war as an instrument of policy must possess a highly centralized, all-powerful executive, hence the absurdity of talking about the defense of democracy by force of arms. A democracy which makes or effectively prepares for modern scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic.

People are much too solemn about things - I'm all for sticking pins into episcopal behinds.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.