If the word 'No' was removed from the English language, Ian Paisley would be speechless.

'No' is the second shortest word in the English language, but one of the hardest to say.

English, although the official language of Nigeria, was a formal language with which strangers and non-relatives addressed you. It had the potency of digging craters between you and your friends or relatives if one of you switched to using it.

Between 1910 and 1950 approximately 350 lives of Jesus were published in the English language alone.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

The Divinity could be invoked as well in the English language as in the French.