If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it's always 20 years behind the times.

I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

There is no end to the laws, and no beginning to the execution of them

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first