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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.


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MARTIN LUTHER If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
MARTIN LUTHER Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed!
I ARE They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle Earth.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN There are only two things to worry about, either you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy...
SOURCE UNKNOWN You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us
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JAI SINGH If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
MARTIN LUTHER You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there.
J.D. SALINGER You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON Am I going to go to Heaven or Hell when I die? No. Is there going to be a second coming, and people ...
HOLLY HUNTER If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
MARTIN LUTHER If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and...
JAMES THURBER People which can't choose, should die... So far I don't see where can they go if they are lock in ma...
DEYTH BANGER When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
AYN RAND There were two men there who refused to leave. They didn't want to go if they couldn't bring their d...
REX RYAN Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
ANDREW JACKSON I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
OSCAR WILDE Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but no one wants to die to get there!
B. B. KING I don't want to go to heaven.
I want to go to hell and help the people that are already there.
ANTHONY T.HINCKS All Dogs Go To Heaven
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DEMETRIUS SUMLER When I die I want to go to Vogue.
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F. MURRAY ABRAHAM When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do.
JIMI HENDRIX Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but no one wants to die.
ROBERT T. KIYOSAKI Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die.
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DANNY WALLACE Wither thou goest, I will go; thy people shall by my people; where thou diest, will I die, and there...
CASSANDRA CLARE Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven.
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CASSANDRA CLARE If a woman is poor then the child will never go to school. There will be no food in the house and th...
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“…Pittsburgh?”
“You mean if we’re good or i...
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JACK HANDY Whither thou goest, I will go;
Where thou diest, will I die
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ANN PAUL You see, Squirt, there's heaven, and then there's hell. Hell is where they send all the bad people, ...
BROOKE DAVIS If my mother will not go to heaven, I renounce the privilege
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GLORIA IRVING I spit on your happiness! I spit on your idea of life--that life that must go on, come what may. You...
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"Then why ...
TIFFANIE DEBARTOLO If you have men who will only come if they know there is a good road, I don't want them. I want men ...
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JAMES JACKSON Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?” “I’m nothing special. I’m drowning,” I...
IF I WAKE I’d scream, but I have no voice. The bullies stole it from me
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IF I WAKE She has a long journey ahead of her. She doesn’t need to hear she will lose before she even begins
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AARON NEVILLE We were lucky that the grand-child wasn't there. When hunting dogs are in a frenzy they will attack ...
FLORENCE TOMITA Taunt me at your peril, angel. I'm only a man. So before you tumble from heaven into my bed, be very...
SABRINA JEFFRIES If you don't know where you want to go, we will make sure you get there.
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BERNARD MALAMUD There comes a time in a man's life when to get where he has to go--if there are no doors or windows-...
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FELICIA DAY If I ever went, I'd want to go peacefully in my sleep. I wouldn't want to plan my own death.
DUSTIN DIAMOND I guess I can go anywhere I want. If only I knew where to go.
LAYNE STALEY If I am close to the end of life, take me to Capri so I may die in heaven
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WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
WILL ROGERS The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mor...
WILL ROGERS