If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.
P.G. Wodehouse
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BLAKE LIVELY I question not if thrushes sing,
If roses load the air;
Beyond my heart I need not reach
...
JOHN VANCE CHENEY The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.
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JOHN MUIR If the Air Force is interested in participating in this program, gee, I welcome it, ... I mean, it's...
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BILL BRYSON Knowledge, like air, is vital to life. Like air, no one should be denied it.
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SAMUEL BECKETT Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
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JOSEPH PENTANGELO I very much dislike being interviewed by the kind of journalist who tries to dig into your private l...
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AUDREY NIFFENEGGER When you are on the air, there is no land you need to call home.
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CARL WILHELM SCHEELE The air of England has long been too pure for a slave, and every
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HANNAH ASHWORTH Sometimes I wish for falling
Wish for the release
Wish for falling through the air
To...
FLORENCE WELCH I renamed myself Ari.
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I thought it ...
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NICOLE KRAUSS One who neglects or disregards the existence of earth, air, fire, water and vegetation disregards hi...
MAHAVIRA To love is to act.
VICTOR HUGO War is no solution to peace.
BEN OAK I know now: what is is all that matters. Not the thing you know is meant to be, not what could be, n...
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS When our lips parted, he sighed. “I love those eyes, angel. When they look at me, I feel like anyt...
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AMY JORDAN We laugh at a man who, stepping out of his room at the very minute when the sun is rising, says, “...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE The only thing they don't have is air conditioning.
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LLOYD JONES I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will...
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