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If there was a miracle, we'd get our bikes back and everything would go on, no questions asked.


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JAN WALD A fine idea,” said Rhy. “But no. We must go out, you see, because we’re on a mission.”
V.E. SCHWAB I thought Joe was gonna tackle the dad-gum horse. I was gonna tell him, 'Go high on him, don't go lo...
BOBBY BOWDEN When I go back, life won't be like it was. If we're lucky, our roofs are still on and our houses did...
AMY WILSON There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything i...
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IRIS TANNER This is a miracle team. We need to have a supporting cast to go along with Michelle and Bianca if we...
ALISON DAVIS It's unbelievable what he's doing for our kids. Joe gives so much away. There's a lot of love in tho...
DANNY LYONS Once I decided to retire from bikes, there was no thought to go racing again. I wanted to have a ful...
CASEY STONER I'd love to go back to Broadway if there was a place for me there. I would absolutely go back; i...
BROOKE ELLIOTT Questions would be asked. Answers would be ignored.
BEN AARONOVITCH Our kids did everything we asked of them, but we couldn't get that ball to go in the basket.
DOUG LIGHT [Cordero had appeared in 72 games. When asked if all the work was wearing on him, he said...] It cou...
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HARUKI MURAKAMI I told Elizabeth, 'I wish I could go back to bed and wake up and it would be a bad dream,' ... I eve...
JOE BRYANT Obviously, if I could go back and change anything, I would be a perfect man. And I know there's ...
ALLEN IVERSON I would have married Jamie Sullivan no matter what happened in the future. I would have married Jami...
NICHOLAS SPARKS I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you...
DYAN CANNON What is bad? What is good? What should one love, what hate? Why live, and what am I? What is lie,wha...
LEO TOLSTOY If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smar...
SCOTT ADAMS I wanted to go out there and go right at them and attack it, because I don't want to be asked these ...
DEWON BRAZELTON We were on these wicked bikes and everything just goes down the drain.
MITCHELL COOKE That was our theme from the get-go. There was no criminal intent to defraud.
HUGH KEEFE If an elected governor asked me to leave, I would leave - and if he asked me to stay, I would stay, ...
GEORGE ZOFFINGER If ever there was a slamming of the door in the face of constructive investigation, it is the word m...
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MAXINE SHANE We kept a log on who called us back or faxed us back and asked them a couple of questions ... We fee...
JENNY BARRIE It seemed romantic but also tragic - people would be winning but then lose it all, or crash but figh...
DAVID MILLAR He is the one guy who would try to run through a wall if I asked him and not ask any questions.
JOE GIRARDI I would go unannounced and observe. I would look to see if the children have activities. If the oper...
ALMA GARCIA I am hoping to negotiate a no-questions-asked release.
JOE WEBER A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a...
JOAN RIVERS I was the one who spent time on the budget looking to say is this expense reasonable, is that expens...
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DAN BAKER A few years back I was asked if I would go and meet a director and his various acolytes, and it occu...
PETER O'TOOLE I get asked some of the same questions.
DON HOTH I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.
CHARLIE CHAPLIN You don't know how bad I want that tournament. I've been watching Saint Joe and Villanova go since I...
MARK TYNDALE We need to get a win ? everything goes better with a win. Sometimes teams go into a lull here and th...
SCOTT WALKER The seal went into the restaurant and was asked by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club on th...
UNKNOWN You answered all the questions I would have asked.
BARBARA REYNOLDS Before we get a job, we've got to see if we will be able to go back down and see if there's anything...
LESLIE PIXLEY We asked, 'Do you plan to stay?' and 'If there was housing here, would there be some interest?'.
BARBARA CLEMENTS I told him it was my belief that there was no arson. He just asked me questions about forced entry, ...
DEAN FUDALEY There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and mone...
TERRY PRATCHETT Greta made it clear (to Simpson) that there would be no restrictions and there would be a full range...
TOM JOHNSON Andy asked if I would put stars on the ceiling because he's on his back most of the time.
JANET YOUNG You can't turn the puck over on a draw like that, ... San Jose skates like the wind. There was no wa...
CHRIS MASON It was the wrong wording with genuine emotion and questions and concern behind it. [But] am I sorry ...
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MOSAB HASSAN YOUSEF Marcus would come in at 6 a.m.. Then, he would go to his classes and then come back at night and go ...
ALLAN JOHNSON A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she'...
JOAN RIVERS We can count our blessings that no one was seriously injured. It was a minor miracle.
JOE SZCZUR I'd never seen anyone get rid of it like that, although I do know (Joe) Namath was fast. There was n...
JACKIE SHERRILL get wed with a bit of privacy.
HEATHER MILLS I thought it was going to be just like the others: A couple of days, the electricity would go out, a...
FERNANDO MARTINEZ Praise God there was no serious injury to our staff and that we could get the projector back and the...
GEORGE NINAN Without this program, there is no doubt in my mind that many disabled children would not be riding b...
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BECKY RITTER We are still in the dark about where this is going to go. There are still a lot of questions to be a...
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BUDDHA Not a leaf moved. Everything was gray. All the houses were the same one color. There were no squirre...
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LISA KLEYPAS You can't get those tickets. It would be a miracle if you pulled those tickets. If they want $200 fo...
GREG COUCH Once they get to 70 pitches, I like to have them repeat it, and that's what Joe did today. It's easi...
BOB MCCLURE Gillespie ... was asked to go back to domestic cricket and find some form.
GEOFF LAWSON This I would wish, that there was no time or sleep. No more past, or future, and everything we did w...
ANTHONY LICCIONE Love. When it's real you'll know. No questions asked, no answers needed.
JOY MANISCALCO I noticed that no matter where I went in the country, there was this group of questions that got ask...
ELIZABETH BERKLEY We would save up our money, then we'd ride our bikes to the hardware store and buy nails.
MINDY HALL The cleanest way to get rid of the case would be if it turned out there were no secular purpose. If ...
G. RANDALL LEE I tried to get it back but OU did a good job of denying me the ball. So the second option was for Jo...
ACIE LAW If you were a prosecutor, there probably would be a responsibility to disclose this. The defense has...
WILLIAM SCHROEDER I used to have this lecturer, whenever he's asked a question he has no idea about the answer, he wou...
OMOSOHWOFA CASEY That's why they're the Saints. That isn't true. If anyone in that organization has any questions abo...
LECHARLES BENTLEY Christ's strength is manifest in our weakness, so if we had everything together there would be n...
YVETTE NICOLE BROWN When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it...
YOGI BERRA When we launched a new company, I reviewed the ads and marketing materials and asked those presentin...
RICHARD BRANSON You get started on something and you go where it takes you and you set aside other things because yo...
SAM WINSTON Why can’t I do it?” [Isabel] asked….
“Do what?”
“Just forget about everything....
MAGGIE STIEFVATER If I could just go back. Even if there was nothing left there. Just to sit there and cry.
ALMASA HALILOVIC He's being a mediator on the sideline. That's more of what he is. That's what we needed down there. ...
CHRIS CHAMBERS That disgusts me that someone would say that. I wish they would run their hands over our scars, see ...
SHARAR HAYDAR If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest j...
IAN ANDERSON There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter.
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JOE BARTON No fundamental social change occurs merely because government acts. It's because civil society, ...
JOE BIDEN I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.
JOE GARAGIOLA I'm not a good tourist, I don't like tourism.
JOE SACCO As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole...
JOE ROGAN The menu should be part of the entertainment, part of the dining experience. It's kind of like r...
JOE BASTIANICH We didn't crumble after 9/11. We didn't falter after the Boston Marathon. But we're Amer...
JOE BIDEN I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
JOE BARTON CO2 is not a pollutant in any normal definition of the term.
JOE BARTON I believe the earth's climate is changing, but I think it's changing for natural variation r...
JOE BARTON I think we should drill up in Alaska.
JOE BARTON The constant abuse of online activity must stop.
JOE BARTON The Nuclear Regulatory Commission is continually reviewing its safety plan for the 100-plus operatin...
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