David Javerbaum
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People look at the same passage, and one person will say this is the best thing he's ever read, ... 
I have mixed feelings about how fast things are changing as a result of technology. There's no d... 
All I'm saying is, is God the god who we look to for comfort during tragedies? Is he the god who... 
This world is full of conflicts and full of things that cannot be reconciled. But there are moments ... 
If you pour everything you have into this life, this world, which is temporary and fading, you're je... 
Drake, I'd like to collaborate with. He's a phenomenal lyricist. Probably the best rapper in... 
One of the things that I share with Bryan Becket is this hole in my childhood memory. There's ab... 
The way Nolan looks at things is just amazing. It can be easily seen in all his films. I was just wa... 
McCarthy had ten years in the House of Representatives, only two terms as a senator. What did he pas... 
When living is too sweet and swanky, it may be very hard to appreciate the simplest things in life. ... 
A few years ago, I actually did come up with a mocking sort of epitaph for myself. It's this: &#... 
I think there's a collective consciousness around the world that there are things beyond our con... 
I came up with this really crazy idea, this really small personal story that takes place in a univer... 
The universe is incredibly wondrous, incredibly beautiful, and it fills me with a sense that there i... 
We all act differently in certain places. We don't want to admit it, but we're different whe... 
What I see in the Bible, especially in the book of Psalms, which is a book of gratitude for the crea... 
Everything that has happened to me in my life has defined who I am, and all of the things leading up... 
If we would change the basis and align what is taught in school with what is needed with business...... 
People have to realize that God has blessed me with power. He hasn't got me this far for no reas... 
What religion a man holds, to what race he belongs, these things are not important; the really impor... 
The fictionally correct have all the answers, and that's what's wrong with them. They're... 
Well I think fundamentally, what I think surprises me is the creationist movement, and the notion th... 
In a lot of cases, makeup is a fantastic help, and that's why women love makeup in general. It&#... 
Well the basic thesis is that there's a god in heaven who is all powerful who wants to help peop... 
I think what Mr. Trump has is this - he has experiences. He has put more things together in business... 
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You fight, you try your best, but if you lose, you don't have to break five racquets and smash u... 
It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling t... 
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One of the best things about folklore and fairy tales is that the best fantasy is what you find righ... 
The wrestling world is unique. There are things that happened, and there are things that didn't ... 
This world is run by people who know how to do things. They know how things work. They are equipped.... 
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In religion, there's a certain type of fear that if somebody believes differently from me, that ... 
But what does interest me is the notion that if you do a lot of work it means there's a potentia... 
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He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. 
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There are two great forces, God's force of good and the devil's force of evil, and I believe... 
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Thought is the wind and knowledge the sail. 
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I always go for simplicity. 
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I like time off. I'm not a workaholic. 
I've had an awful lot of good fortune. 
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There were times when I was a joke, but talent survives. 
The law always limits every power it gives. 
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Life to me is a journey - you never know what may be your next destination. 
False modesty can be worse than arrogance. 
If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve. 
What I value most in my friends is loyalty. 
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people. 
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Enjoyment of the landscape is a thrill. 
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