If there's anyone listening to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if you are

Listening to what people were saying wasn't even important. But it was important to look as if you were listening to what people were saying. Actually, listening to what people are saying, to me, interferes with looking as if you were listening to what people are saying.

I had now made about 45 pictures, but what had I become? I knew all too well: a phallic symbol. All over the world I was, as a name and personality, equated with sex.

The rest of my life will be devoted to women and litigation

Guys, I don't sing and I don't dance. I don't know how I can entertain you.

My father was never anti-anything in our house.