If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.

Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

'You have no fortune.' I didn't need a cookie to tell me that.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.