If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from 'Dear Abby' instead of going to Mom and Dad.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.