If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.


Jimmy Buffet

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JIMMY BUFFETT
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
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If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
ROBERT FROST
If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
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If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
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Air is approximately 21% oxygen, our brains feed off of oxygen. So basically we are all airheads.
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We lost track of Moody. If Jimmy doesn't do that, then we don't go into overtime.
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We are all disciples of the light.
STEVEN MAGEE
The words you can’t find, you borrow.
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PATRICK NESS
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital.
HORACE MANN
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital
HORACE MANN
If we're honest with ourselves, most of us know the one thing we lack.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
What will happen if we go to 0 day?
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FRANK MORGAN
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I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.
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And Summers and Winters scattered like splinters And four or five years slipped away
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Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way.
JIMMY BUFFET
Never did I think that I became family entertainment.
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It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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Only time will tell if it was time well spent
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Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's my own damn fault.
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I'm a storyline. I'm the chosen one for negative stories and controversial things. If I worr...
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Who cares what are you eating??
Who cares where are you?
Who cares what are you posting??<...
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We dream that we're all different. The reality is that we're all not.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
If we don't fear God, it's because we don't know God.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
If we're honest, most of us are doing okay.
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I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f...
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I don't know where to go. I don't know what comes now."
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GARY F EVANS...
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GARY F EVANS...
When we die our deeds shall be left for humanity to judge & our flesh shall become dust for humanity...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
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SATHESH KUMAR M
The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever.
E.LOCKHART
اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن...
EMILY LOCKHART
You hate cake doughnuts."
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There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel.
E. LOCKHEART
He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.
E. LOCKHART
Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
Mirren, she is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
Gat, h...
E.LOCKHART
Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young.
E. LOCKHART
Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of orig...
KAHLIL GIBRAN
We can't all be happy, we can't all be rich, we can't all be lucky - and it would be so much less fu...
JEAN RHYS
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.
JEAN DE LA BRUYERE
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.
JEAN DE LA BRUYERE
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.
JEAN DE LA FONTAINE
There is always a secret irritation about a laugh into which we cannot join.
AGNES REPPLIER
I loved to go through the fabrics. Anytime I needed something new, I would pick out pieces of materi...
BETSY MCGRAIL
It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a fea...
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I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
If we cant laugh at ourselves, do we have the right to laugh at others?
C.H. HAMEL
If you saw the [Blue Bistro] kitchen, you'd laugh. We touch butts all night.
CHEF JEPHANIE FOSTER
The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people but if we tried to shut up the insane we wou...
MARK TWAIN
If all I did was pretend I was Wilderness Jimmy, I would go stale. You know, I fish maybe 100 days o...
JIM HARRISON
When you tell me your story or about yourself I understand who you are and are able to share who I a...
BRENT M. JONES
If you pit this medication against your favorite all-you-can-eat buffet, the ... buffet is going to ...
THOMAS WADDEN
I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at t...
JIM BUTCHER
Big things can be changed, if you want all sit-down style restaurants, tell them in the survey. If y...
CHAD MILLER
How dull life would be if we could not laugh at it, at ourselves -- but mostly at others!"
COREY BYRON FISH
Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.
PAUL WELLER
If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS...
Could it be possible for humanity to put their differences aside for the survival of our species, un...
GARY F EVANS...
If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS...
Wishing on that far away star, how far removed we truly are.
MICHAEL DE CHâTILLON
We have a right to life, not on it.
DANIEL MELGAçO
People are attracted to who we are more than what we do.
LORRIN L. LEE
We each can accomplish so much in this world. There is no room for boredom
ROXE
Are shadows a shadowy reflection of the soul or is it a reflection of who we really are, or possibly...
GARY F EVANS...
You either have the feeling or you don’t.
DANIEL HANDLER
And when I saw you kissing that girl
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
And ...
KATE NASH
We are this fucking stick in the end...
DEYTH BANGER
Sisi wote ni wanafunzi.
ENOCK MAREGESI
Created visions of experiencing unreality.
VICDO
If it's a plated affair, everyone gets a little piece of cake. But you can go a little less on a buf...
KAREN CRAWFORD
We all have to be dishes on a plate eventually, with the way we are marketed, but I have no intentio...
MIKA
If we had to go more south, on more traditional routes, we would not be able to carry all the passen...
SEAN DONOHUE
It used to be a buffet, but that would take forever now.
ETHEL GROSSMAN
It is so easy to stand on the sidelines and pass judgment on each other, but until & unless we've wa...
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Somewhere in the ruins above them, the cats are howling.
ANTHONY DOERR
Every little gracious act adds to the quotient of grace in the world - how gracious can you be today...
ANGIE KARAN
The way it is now, the asylums can hold all the sane people but if we tried to shut up the insane we...
MARK TWAIN
You'll go insane if you try to have a picture-book house.
PATRICK DEMPSEY
if he goes and dies on me now, I know I'll go completely insane.
SUZANNE COLLINS
Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an...
LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
MORT SAHL
Love more, hurt less. Laugh more, cry less. Live more, worry less. Give more, take less. Hug more, f...
ABHISHEK KUMAR
We have chafing dishes, set up tables and eat buffet style. We're a little crazy.
RICH ALLISON
We cannot think unless we are insane.
ARTHUR KOESTLER

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JIMMY FALLON
L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I th...
JIMMY FALLON
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dang...
JIMMY FALLON
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.
JIMMY FALLON
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
JIMMY FALLON
Everyone looks so much better when they smile.
JIMMY FALLON
I didn't have any sophistication. I didn't really have any great taste or anything like that...
JIMMY IOVINE
I truly believe the intention of creating positive change is so important to the collective consciou...
JIMMY CHIN
The par putts sometimes are bigger than the birdie putts.
JIMMY WALKER
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
JIMMY CARTER
Jesus never said a word about homosexuality. In all of his teachings about multiple things - he neve...
JIMMY CARTER
Whatever starts in California unfortunately has an inclination to spread.
JIMMY CARTER
We reached a high point in my opinion with the passage of the civil rights legislation and Martin Lu...
JIMMY CARTER
War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a go...
JIMMY CARTER
It is difficult for the common good to prevail against the intense concentration of those who have a...
JIMMY CARTER
Testing oneself is best when done alone.
JIMMY CARTER
Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political or social bound...
JIMMY CARTER
We've become, now, an oligarchy instead of a democracy. I think that's been the worst damage...
JIMMY CARTER
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
JIMMY CARTER
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.
JIMMY CARTER
Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense o...
JIMMY CARTER
When I was in the White House, I was confronted with the challenge of the Cold War. Both the Soviet ...
JIMMY CARTER
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destinati...
JIMMY DEAN
Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
JIMMY BUFFETT
The blues tells a story in itself. It can make you happy or give you a feeling to swing.
JIMMY RUSHING
For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival, liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happine...
JIMMY CARTER
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
JIMMY KIMMEL
I don't eat two days a week. And people are fascinated by it, but it works. If you cut two days ...
JIMMY KIMMEL
You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses ge...
JIMMY IOVINE
If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.
JIMMY PIERSALL
I like words. I like the way they clash around together and bang up against each other, especially i...
JIMMY WEBB
People in the Hall of Fame tend to clap their hands and say, 'OK, I've done it all,' but...
JIMMY CLIFF