If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.

More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.