If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.

There are no greater football critics than the players themselves. To be recognized by your fellow professionals from across the world is a unique honor. While we respect the many other football awards that are handed out I think it is special to see these results, the very first ballot among the world's players.

I'm here to play football.

So far this spring, 59 American communities have been flattened by tornadoes. Nobody has helped.

Today, the rich bottom land of the Misssissippi is under water and no foreign land has sent a dollar to help.

When the franc was in danger of collapsing in 1956, it was the Americans who propped it up and their reward was to be insulted and swindled on the streets of Paris. I was there. I saw it.