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If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.


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AFRICAN PROVERB If you're on thin ice, you might as well dance.
SOURCE UNKNOWN If you're skating on thin ice, you might as well dance!
LAURIE STRONGIN If I'm walking on thin ice, I might as well dance my way across.
MERCEDES LACKEY You look ridiculous if you dance
You look ridiculous if you don't dance
So you might as we...
GERTRUDE STEIN If you can read this, thank a teacher. -Anonymous teacher.
ANONYMOUS TEACHER “Happiness, for you we walk on a knife edge. To the eyes you are a
flickering light, to the fee...
EUGENIO MONTALE We already know that anonymous letters are despicable. In etiquette, as well as in law, hiring a hit...
JUDITH MARTIN The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN I'm very, very used to feeling anonymous, you know?
DAVID HAREWOOD Happiness, for you we walk on a knife edge. To the eyes you are a flickering light, to the feet, thi...
EUGENIO MONTALE I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK We keep it as anonymous as we can.
DOUGLAS MURPHY You might as well scrap offside now if you are not going to rule that offside.
GORDON STRACHAN anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE You know the greatest thing about working on 'Fallon?' I get so many anonymous gifts.
QUESTLOVE I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY The challenge for me as an actor is if you become a celebrity, you don't meet strangers anymore....
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY The fact of the matter is, if you want to be anonymous, you're still better off at the peep show,
PENN JILLETTE Unless you learn to control your thoughts, you will never be able to control your actions; and if yo...
BOHDI SANDERS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
C.S. LEWIS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA If you act invisible, don't expect others to notice you. Being anonymous prevents life from sending ...
CARL E. REID If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care: Of whom you speak, to whom you spea...
ANONYMOUS If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?
NICHOLAS SPARKS I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN If you aren’t going to say something directly to someone’s face, than don’t use online as an oppo...
MENA TROTT If you should go skating On the thin ice of modern life Dragging behind you the silent reproach Of a...
PINK FLOYD If you should go skating On the thin ice of modern life Dragging behind you the silent reproach Of a...
PINK FLOYD If you are going to tell me who I am you might as well act out your part in the theatre.
APURVA GAGLANI I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN Pages on Facebook are allowed to be anonymous. That is really important. People start revolutions; w...
SHERYL SANDBERG Dear Anonymous, I've got a secret
I know you can keep it
because you don't really exist....
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DORIS LESSING If you're going to fail, you might as well fail at the big ones.
DEAN KAMEN Einstein wrote that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result....
DAVID SEDARIS We don't swim for the attention. We don't swim to be rock stars. There is something beautifu...
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RANDY K. MILHOLLAND If you believe a student has been wrongly tried, and there's a false accusation, there's a recourse ...
RICHAEL FAITHFUL Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
UNKNOWN Welcome to Telepathics Anonymous. Don’t bother introducing yourself.
BAUVARD They will remain anonymous. Hopefully, this will get [her] back on track.
LAURA DUDA If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing.
ZIMBABWE PROVERB If you can walk you can dance. If you can talk you can sing.
ZIMBABWEAN PROVERB It's completely anonymous. There's no way for someone to get in touch with you unless you elect to h...
MATT STRAUSS Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use both feet.
KEITH RICHARDS If the water is going to run you off, you might as well kiss it (the fort) goodbye.
JACK LADD Besides, if you're going to die horribly, you might as well do it with style.
JONATHAN STROUD One would think that if you're anonymous, you'd do anything you want, but groups have their own sens...
JOHN ALLEN Anonymous comments? You're not in the arena, man. If you can't say it to me in person in fro...
BRENE BROWN I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
DONALD TRUMP If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.
KEITH RICHARDS Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J.D. SALINGER For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
VIRGINIA WOOLF Graffiti is a pathetic attempt at anonymous recognition.
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YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU I would make an anonymous call and say, this is someone who cares, do you know what kind of children...
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ANONYMOUS We're just going to have to find the right person out there with the right information. They can rem...
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BENJAMIN CLEMENTINE I know it's dangerous to take on bloggers. They can go after you every day, all day long, and an...
JERRY SALTZ Anybody investing on the assumption of who's going to win the election is skating on thin ice.
JAMES AWAD Do you know what Albert Einstein's definition of insanity was?"
"No."
"Doing the same th...
CHRISTIAN CANTRELL One of the better definitions of insanity - doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting t...
ANTHONY KIEDIS I like thinking big. If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
DONALD TRUMP She’d read somewhere that the definition of crazy was doing the same thing over and over but expec...
LAURELIN PAIGE Stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
ELIEZER YUDKOWSKY Do you know the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different r...
GENA SHOWALTER My dad used to say the definition of stupidity was doing the same thing over and over again and expe...
DAVID ESTES Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. -Anonymous (Greek Proverb).
GREEK PROVERB Make sure you have a signed, detailed contract -- one that details everything the facility might pro...
KATHRYN HORTON You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be you...
BESS TRUMAN Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS These are the e-mails I have received, ... Some were anonymous. Some were extremely nasty.
MARY WALKER Training is useless unless you have a purpose, it's knowing for what purpose to train for that can b...
ANONYMOUS Jesus, Shep. I told you . . .”
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DEBBIE REYNOLDS People for too long thought they were anonymous on the Internet. People now realize they're not.
ANDREW SERWIN You know you're not anonymous on our site. We're greeting you by name, showing you past purc...
JEFF BEZOS If you have time to chatter,
Read books.

If you have time to read,
Walk into mo...
NANAO SAKAKI It's easy, its international and it can be fairly anonymous.
ANDY FISHER If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK I was a dancer of no repute. But dance taught me a lot. You walk into a dance studio knowing you hav...
DAN PHILLIPS You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be...
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Put a little boogy in it!
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ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
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ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
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ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
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ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
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