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JAMIE DIMON MaxCoin is competing for the crypto buck, if you will. So is Bitcoin, so is Dogecoin. Alt-coins are ... MAX KEISER I love the novel because it's like a love affair. You can just fall into it and keep going, and ... DANIEL ALARCON Every great movie is about the people, even if it's a great popular success like 'Gone With ... MICHAEL CIMINO I love to do voiceover because, for me, if you know what you're doing, it's simple. No makeu... ADAM WEST For example, for me, my brother helped me get a manager, which I don't take for granted. It'... DAVE FRANCO If you're a guy who's always been the fun-to-be-around teddy bear, then all of a sudden peop... ADAM RICHMAN Success is a terrible thing and a wonderful thing. If you can enjoy it, it's wonderful. If it st... GENE WILDER I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie. ROBERT OSBORNE The best love that you can give is to love yourself, in spite of your mistakes, in spite of your fai... SHARLENE PRINCE, SHAROCK P. It's a good thing to imagine yourself doing something you think you can't. I do that every d... MERYL STREEP Coconut oil mixed with olive oil is what I put on my body every day; I put rose hip oil on my face. ... NIKKI REED When you have tough times, and when you learn you can't be perfect in every situation, it's ... ANA IVANOVIC Oh yeah, it's great see music and to play music in small places. And it's really fun for me ... BILL KREUTZMANN I'm not a huge gym person, so I try to stay away from the gym. But I love to run on the beach or... MARIA SHARAPOVA The point is that when I see a sunset or a waterfall or something, for a split second it's so gr... CHRIS EVANS I cook a great fish, a great salmon. I grill it, get the skin nice and crispy. BILL RANCIC A good trick I learnt early on is not to immediately look at playback because once you know the shot... AIDAN TURNER It's all about the sensuality of movement, every movement you make. That's why I love doing ... DEOBIA OPAREI Growing up, I wish I hadn't tried so hard to fit in. I'd tell myself to just embrace what yo... SHAY MITCHELL I don't work all day, every day on 'Rizzoli & Isles,' but I work every day. It may b... BRUCE MCGILL I love to find new people. It's not for the sake of their being new; it's because if you fin... ROBERT DE NIRO If I'm not happy with what's going on, I try to change it myself. LAURA MOSER I love yoga... I also see an Ayurvedic doctor, which is an ancient Indian thing. I go and see the do... JERRY HALL I'm just going to be myself; there's no reason for me to try and go out there and put a cert... PAIGE VANZANT I like the brand BioNike for shower gel, creams, deodorant, and hair products. I also love RestivOil... MARGHERITA MISSONI You going to call me arrogant for believing in myself? Come on! It's a competitive sport. Rappin... ASTRO The one thing that I cannot live without when I'm traveling is a small container of tea tree oil... MEGHAN MARKLE If you don't read it, you don't know. I mean, that's why I have a PR team. They read it ... ANNE WOJCICKI I think there's a point to regulating, because there are snake oil companies. ANNE WOJCICKI When I travel, I have to have blotting sheets. It's so much better to remove the oil than to cov... BETHANY MOTA I think there's a tendency for actors like myself, and I don't mean to generalize myself, bu... IDRIS ELBA Maybe for a guy like Zverev or Federer, you could say it's open a bit. For a guy like me, every ... DENIS SHAPOVALOV All I tell artists is, 'Do what you love. Never let anybody talk you into changing what your mus... GLORIA ESTEFAN Everybody struggles with being an oddball. It's tough trying to fit in when you're a kid; th... NAOMIE HARRIS I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe try it a few more times ... KATE CLINTON If you try to kill yourself for a role on the TV show, you'll succeed. It's too long, it'... MAJANDRA DELFINO I try to make everything I write a little bit different. Those songs that go, 'I love you so muc... JANE WIEDLIN I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Va... ELIZABETH MERIWETHER You try to pull away the experiences until you get to the core of humanity, and you find that light ... FOREST WHITAKER You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always ... CHRIS PRATT Even if I don't always behave as I should, this still doesn't explain why so many people hav... MARIO BALOTELLI I paint. I still do it every day. I never neglected it. It's a gift. It's almost like religi... TAYLOR NEGRON Every time you make a guess of what a judge is going to do... you're wrong, so I try to stay awa... TED OLSON I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scr... PARKER STEVENSON I like working. 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ICE CUBE If you want to be a great leader, remember to treat all people with respect at all times. For one, b... SIMON SINEK And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it&... KRISTEN STEWART It's always difficult, especially the U.S. Open, the last of the Grand Slams. It's always to... AGNIESZKA RADWANSKA What I've learned from my own journey, and from my family's experience with cancer, is how i... BONNIE BLAIR I believe in life that you know that everything prepares you for the next thing - whether it's a... LEE DANIELS I love Washington. I have an affection for the place. For a satirist, I think it's sort of Disne... CHRISTOPHER BUCKLEY I eat tuna fish every day for lunch. That's all I ever have. JERRY SPEYER I've always liked Saturn. But I also have some sympathy for Pluto because I heard it's been ... JARED LETO The reality is I meet a lot of actresses. They're wonderful, beautiful ladies. It's pretty h... DAVID SUTCLIFFE If I watch 'Gone With the Wind,' I always find it interesting. I think, 'What's goin... OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND If I could eat whatever I wanted every day, I would have Domino's pizza with pasta carbonara ins... ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. In every person we meet there's this little piece of God in them and that's who you talk to.... TERRENCE HOWARD I would love to get great performances from actors as a director, because that's what I'm al... AARON ECKHART My work is all about how we consume. To me it's important to know where things come from. Genera... CHRISTIEN MEINDERTSMA My hair has been this chapter thing for me. In 'Jem,' I have blue hair. 'Insidious,'... HAYLEY KIYOKO I love 'Paranormal Activity' and 'The Exorcist.' 'The Shining' is a great on... LUCY HALE It's not just a hurricane. It's the demand for gas in China... We're paying $3 a gallon,... RON KLEIN It's much easier to be successful than it is to be relevant. The tricks won't keep you relev... 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