If you are going to write, say, fantasy - stop reading fantasy. You've already read too much. Read other things; read westerns, read history, read anything that seems interesting, because if you only read fantasy and then you start to write fantasy, all you're going to do is recycle the same old stuff and move it around a bit.
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Related Read everything! Don't just read things that are in your comfort zone or things that you think y... CASSANDRA CLARE Read good books. Read bad books - and figure out why you don't like them. Then don't do it w... PATRICIA BRIGGS People read vampire novels and say, 'Oh I want to read another vampire novel.' People read f... DAVID LEVITHAN I've always read broadly: literary fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, chick lit, historical, dystopian, n... SANDRA CISNEROS If you can't write, read. If you can't read, walk. Or walk and read, then write. JOYCE RACHELLE I've done both theatre and film and the fact is if you start believing, if you start reading thi... JENNY AGUTTER Dune is the bestselling science fiction book of all time. It's something you really need to read... KEVIN J. ANDERSON When I was a kid, I read the science-fiction shelves, and I read the fantasy shelves. TERRY PRATCHETT I've read everything that Isaac Asimov ever wrote, for a start. I'm massively into my fantas... ROBERT KAZINSKY Young screenwriters are always very frustrated when they talk to me. They say, 'How do we get to... JOHN LOGAN No one can teach writing, but classes may stimulate the urge to write. If you are born a writer, you... CYNTHIA OZICK One can't write without having read - you have to read before beginning to write - and universit... NATHALIE SARRAUTE People read stuff over your shoulder when you're in public, and when you write the kind of stuff... CHELSEA CAIN I read everything. When I say everything, I read everything: children's literature, Y.A., scienc... JESMYN WARD Write only if you wish to read it again and again... RAMANA PEMMARAJU When you're 14, anything with a sword and a dragon is pretty cool. But when you're 21 and yo... PATRICK ROTHFUSS You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it&... H. R. GIGER Read more. Read every time you go to bed; read in the day - because at least, reading a book, you ca... THEO JAMES Reading a book is like re-writing it for yourself. You bring to a novel, anything you read, all your... ANGELA CARTER Read a lot. But read as a writer, to see how other writers are doing it. And make your knowledge of ... THEODORA GOSS If you're going to have more than one person read your book, they're going to have totally d... DIANA GABALDON Read more than you write, live more than you read JUNOT DíAZ If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move th... DON MARQUIS I think as women we've always been very used to growing up reading and identifying with male pro... CASSANDRA CLARE If kids like a picture book, they're going to read it at least 50 times, and their parents are g... MARK HADDON If you can't read, the only thing you can do is enjoy the pictures, not the whole story. Reading... MR. T I've done both theatre and film and the fact is if you start believing, if you start reading things ... JENNY AGUTTER If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot. STEPHEN KING Read. Read 1000 pages for every 1 page that you write. SHERMAN ALEXIE In my position you have to read when you want to write and to talk when you would like to read . . . CATHERINE GREAT In my position you have to read when you want to write and to talk when you would like to read. CATHERINE II In my position you have to read when you want to write and to talk when you would like to read . . . CATHERINE THE GREAT Honestly, I feel you are poisoned if you read too much of the scientific literature because it makes... ERIC BETZIG In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write, but evidently can't read. If they c... WILL ROGERS In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they co... WILL ROGERS Even if you only want to write science fiction, you should also read mysteries, poetry, mainstream l... WALTER JON WILLIAMS A country whose citizens do not read is already late because "reading" is just the first step to wis... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR The good news is that I read the book, and because of its fantasy nature, I could not pretend that I... STEPHEN CHBOSKY If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed... MARK TWAIN Write a book you'd like to read. If you wouldn't read it, why would anybody else? Don't ... HILARY MANTEL Urban Fantasy is a subgenre pretty much designed for teenagers. It's pretty twee, but I adore it... TED NAIFEH If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. TONI MORRISON You're a reader as well as a writer, so write what you'd want to read. CASSANDRA CLARE If you only read books, how will you read the scripture inside you? TAPAN GHOSH I had read tons of science fiction. I was fascinated by other worlds, other environments. For me, it... JAMES CAMERON If you would be a reader, read; if a writer,write EPICTETUS When I read the 'Twilight' book, I didn't see it as fantasy. I saw it as a love story. CATHERINE HARDWICKE You read a book, write a detailed review as proof you've read it, and they give you a badge. Tha... STORMZY You must write, and read, as if your life depended on it. ADRIENNE RICH I read all the time. I love it. My fantasy would be to be locked into a library. I'd be very, ve... PINK It is a good rule, after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have r... ATHANASIUS OF ALEXANDRIA If kids like a picture book, they're going to read it at least 50 times. Read anything that ofte... MARK HADDON When you read "The Secret" it tells you "Do not take no one's advice, but read books" Ain't that the... "BETA" METANI' MARASHI In high school I was very much involved in poetry. You cannot read a poem quickly. There's too m... EUGENE H. PETERSON I often tell people who want to write historical fiction: don't read all that much about the per... THOMAS MALLON If there's a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it TONI MORRISON It's good to know how to read, but it's dangerous to know how to read and not how to interpr... MIKE TYSON I'm still a bit of a reading glutton, I think, because I browse, read a bit of the back copy, fl... JESMYN WARD I don't want to approach reading from the viewpoint of that it's a pleasant adjunct to your ... WALTER DEAN MYERS Anything you read can influence your work, so I try to read good stuff. S. E. HINTON It was a shocking thing to say and I knew it was a shocking thing to say. But no one has the right t... PHILIP PULLMAN I would ask, 'Have you read '1984'? Have you read 'Brave New World'? If so, I... CARRIE VAUGHN I read a lot of fantasy and grew up on 'Star Wars' and 'Star Trek.' I loved going to... TONY DITERLIZZI If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot. The... STEPHEN KING I think most people read and re-read the things that they have liked. That's certainly true in m... JAMES LAUGHLIN I have an unconscious burglar living in my mind: If I read something, it's mine. I can read Midd... DAVID EDDINGS If you enjoy reading something, read it. S. E. HINTON If you start believing all that press about you, you're in trouble. I don't even read my rev... OSCAR HIJUELOS You know that I had heard so many times people say things like, 'You could never write 'Harr... CASSANDRA CLARE If you can't write, you can communicate by the other ways. But if you can't read, the world is shutt... PETAI JIRAKONGPIPAT First, if you love the Kindle and it works for you, it isn't problematic, and you should ignore ... NICHOLSON BAKER Read, read, read. Read everything-- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like... WILLIAM FAULKNER Read, read, read. Read everything - trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like... WILLIAM FAULKNER You have to read down linemen to get to your assignment. You have to read first-level indicators to ... BRIAN WHITE I don't like to read things that people write about me. I'd rather read what kids have to sa... DAVID BOWIE Fantasy has had some problems with being too repetitive, in my opinion. I try to read what other peo... BRANDON SANDERSON If you believe everything you read, better not read. JAPANESE PROVERB Where I come from you're not raised to think on your own. It's not that you're pushed to... ABEL FERRARA Sections in the bookstore - Books You Haven't Read - Books You Needn't Read - B... ITALO CALVINO When you read the Bible, you are reading the Holy Spirit and not history books. When you read histor... T. B. JOSHUA I read anything that’s going to be interesting. But you don’t know what it is until you’ve rea... TERRY PRATCHETT If you can't read, it's going to be hard to realize dreams. BOOKER T. WASHINGTON I've read a lot of bad books. I used to review books for a living, and when you're a reviewe... JOHN GREEN Read, re-read! Every word you read is a food for thy soul! LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The secret of it is to read what you've got in front of you. Don't, if you suspect that some... HUMPHREY LYTTELTON Never read bad stuff if you're an artist; it will impair your own game. JAMES LEE BURKE Aren’t you two ever going to read Hogwarts: A History? J.K. ROWLING Keep building your word-power. Read, read, read. That way you will be able to say what you really fe... VIKRANT PARSAI You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child. DR. SEUSS It is books that are a key to the wide world; if you can't do anything else, read all that you can. JANE HAMILTON I believe that the phrase ‘obligatory reading’ is a contradiction in terms; reading should not b... JORGE LUIS BORGES Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just lik... WILLIAM FAULKNER To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting. STEPHEN CHBOSKY It's really hard when people write nasty things about you all the time. As much as good things a... JORDIN SPARKS I'm about to start reading it again, because what good is a story you only want to read once? BILL WILLINGHAM Sometimes, readers, when they're young, are given, say, a book like 'Moby Dick' to read.... GABRIELLE ZEVIN If your best friends do not read books, they read you. ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their ... DON MARQUIS If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot. The... STEPHEN KING Loads of children read books about dinosaurs, underwater monsters, dragons, witches, aliens, and rob... 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TERRY PRATCHETT The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from... TERRY PRATCHETT Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves ... TERRY PRATCHETT The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who t... TERRY PRATCHETT I got quite annoyed after the Haiti earthquake. A baby was taken from the wreckage and people said i... TERRY PRATCHETT In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. TERRY PRATCHETT No one's policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head ... TERRY PRATCHETT Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a w... TERRY PRATCHETT At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings a... TERRY PRATCHETT Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. TERRY PRATCHETT I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of ... TERRY PRATCHETT The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valle... TERRY PRATCHETT She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their ... TERRY PRATCHETT His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability wh... TERRY PRATCHETT Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded ... TERRY PRATCHETT Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We ... TERRY PRATCHETT The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last ... TERRY PRATCHETT Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page. TERRY PRATCHETT Nothing I can say or devise, and nothing anybody else can say or devise, is going to be perfect. TERRY PRATCHETT The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes af... TERRY PRATCHETT Seven hundred thousand people who have dementia in this country are not heard. I'm fortunate; I ... TERRY PRATCHETT It was one of those problematic occasions with long silences, sporadic coughs, and people saying iso... TERRY PRATCHETT Personally, I think the best motto for an educational establishment is: 'Or Would You Rather Be ... TERRY PRATCHETT Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.Elves are fantasti... TERRY PRATCHETT Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when yo... TERRY PRATCHETT The point is that descriptive writing is very rarely entirely accurate and during the reign of Olaf ... TERRY PRATCHETT Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves ar... TERRY PRATCHETT "Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary... TERRY PRATCHETT A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. TERRY PRATCHETT Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ... TERRY PRATCHETT It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ... TERRY PRATCHETT It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul... TERRY PRATCHETT An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ... TERRY PRATCHETT A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. TERRY PRATCHETT Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate... TERRY PRATCHETT The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then... TERRY PRATCHETT For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ... TERRY PRATCHETT Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l... TERRY PRATCHETT In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded. TERRY PRATCHETT Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. TERRY PRATCHETT The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head. TERRY PRATCHETT God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh... TERRY PRATCHETT