If you are good life is good.

I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

You is getting nosier than a parker.

Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.

So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Then fill the shelves with lots of books.