If you are scared you son might be gay, build a big baking soda and vinegar volcano. When you mix the two, pay very careful attention. If your son is sucking dick while this happens, then he is gay.

LET THE GAY BEGI- I MEAN GAMES BEGIN!

Interviewer: So. Tell me about your mother.
Ezra: You're taping this, right?
Interviewer: Audio only. Camera is faulty.
Ezra: Okay, well for the benefit of the sight-impaired, I am now raising my… oh, dear… yes, it's my MIDDLE finger at Mr. Postgrad here.
Interviewer: Mr. Mason...
Ezra: Now I'm wiggling it.
Interviewer: Terminating interview at 13:58 on 03/19/75.
Ezra: Look at it wiggl-
-audio ends-

Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close.
"Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first.
"Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath.

If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

It's not called being gay, it's called being fabulous!