If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If you can actually count your money, then you're not a rich man.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

A Billion dollars isn't what it used to be

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.