If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.