If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.


Marilyn Monroe

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If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.
NICOL WILLIAMSON
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
MARILYN MONROE
...If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything...
MARILYN MONROE
It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does...
C. JOYBELL C.
If you can make her laugh, you just did the first half.
VIK MALUT
You can't pretend to be a Sharon Stone or a Marilyn Monroe. You really can't fake that.
CLAIRE BLOOM
What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can't I just be an ordinary woman?
MARILYN MONROE
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
ERMA BOMBECK
Before marrying a woman make sure that you can support her.
VIKRANT PARSAI
Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.
FOKA GOMEZ
Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
ERMA BOMBECK
Learn, relearn and outlearn.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, y...
ALFRED E. SMITH
Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, y...
ALFRED SMITH
Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, y...
AL SMITH
You can be all that you want to be.
Keep dreaming and reach out to your dreams.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
Be yourself, be who you can be.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
You should make a woman angry if you wish her to love
PUBLILIUS SYRUS
If you can do it, why you won't do it???
If you have chance why you won't use it?
DEYTH BANGER
You can have anything you want in life, you must be willing to conquer the challenge.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
If you can do a thing once, you can do it twice. If you can do it twice, you can make a habit out of...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.
P.C. CAST
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
DANE COOK
When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We ...
MITCHELL HURWITZ
Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a...
DANIEL GRAVES
A clear passion, a resolute determination, a can-do spirit; these are the rods for creating a great ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
Be all that you can be.
You can be great.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
What's matter of importance is that if you can make your ownself laugh and smile.
SHAILEE J-N
You can really make jelly out of anything if you have enough sugar.
JUDY ALFORD
Marilyn Monroe? A vacuum with nipples
OTTO PREMINGER
I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.
RICHARD L. EVANS
I'd heard that you can make people laugh in opera,
GARRY MARSHALL
When you can't do anything else to a boy, you can make him wash his face.
ED HOWE
If you want to make God count something, make a woman weep and He will count her tears.
VIKRANT PARSAI
Make her smile, make her laugh and make her happy; because this is the only Truth, Meaning & Bea...
SAMEH ELSAYED
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the sta...
TINA FEY
You can make an audience see nearly anything, if you yourself believe in it.
MARY RENAULT
I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.
ELIZABETH HURLEY
If the Soviet Union can give up the Brezhnev Doctrine for the Sinatra Doctrine, the United States ca...
CARLOS FUENTES
You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they will...
MARSHALL B. ROSENBERG
As an actress people always tease me like: if there's anything you can do to make yourself unatt...
AMY ADAMS
If you confine it, you're confining a whole thing. If you make it spontaneous, so that anything ...
ALICE COOPER
You can make anything by writing.
C.S. LEWIS
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if...
JOHN CLEESE
If someone can make money from you, you can do more things, and eventually, you can do things you co...
ELIZABETH MARVEL
Anything you can do to make the world a more beautiful place is worth trying.
DORIAN CIRRONE
Someone who can make you laugh is giving you the gift of momentary childhood
ANGELA PORISKY
When I was growing up watching Marilyn Monroe, I learned that you can be very beautiful, very glamor...
SALLY KIRKLAND
If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it.
VAN MORRISON
If you think you can do it, you can.
JOHN BURROUGHS
It ain't bragging if you can do it.
DIZZY DEAN
My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's eve...
SETH MEYERS
As a woman grows older, you can give her a [tummy-tuck], you can give her LASIK if her vision goes b...
RON WHITE
Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
CHRIS ROCK
What you don't understand you can make mean anything.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
DANE COOK
I think it's the best way to live. If you want to make a mess, you can make a mess. If you want to p...
JAMES CONABOY
Once you get an offer from Steven Soderbergh, you just do anything you can to make it fit.
CATE BLANCHETT
Choose a partner whom you can talk to without getting bored...one who can effortlessly make you smil...
JENNY ROSALES-FERAER
Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
BILLY WILDER
If a woman laughs when you hurt her, you ought to cry, for you have lost her; if she cries, you may ...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
CHRIS ROCK
In show business, if you make a mistake, you can do it over again.
BOBBY SHERMAN
It's always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you c...
KEANU REEVES
She's very kind-hearted and very witty and funny. You watch her play and she has this scowl on her f...
WILLIE MARYLAND
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER
You can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER
By the way, Marilyn Monroe was a size 14.
ISSEY MIYAKE
I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smil...
JESSE MCCARTNEY
The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise...
DIANNA HARDY
I just feel a connection with Marilyn Monroe. I just love her. I just completely feel what she went ...
ANNA NICOLE SMITH
You never know what she's going to do. She can make art out of anything.
JOYCE MASON
You cannot do anything unless you allow your passion to motivate you. People may tell you, "you can ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.
MARVA COLLINS
I do love comedy, and when it's a comedy moment and you can make people laugh, of course it is w...
MAGGIE SMITH
If you so choose, the challenges can make you stronger. If you so choose, the disappointments can ma...
RALPH MARSTON
Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
BILLY WILDER
I want to be the new Marilyn Monroe.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH
Leave complains behind; Stop worrying and murmuring about the difficulty of something that you have ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've go...
KIEFER SUTHERLAND
You can make it if you try. Don't give up or quit the fight. If you believe, you will see, you can d...
ROBERT KARL HANSON
Everybody recognizes that if you can make very efficient electric motors, you can make a quantum lea...
JAMES DYSON
Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never me...
BILLY WILDER
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have ...
BRAD GARRETT
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a c...
LJUPKA CVETANOVA
Directing Marilyn Monroe was like directing Lassie. You needed fourteen takes to get each one of the...
OTTO PREMINGER
If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on t...
BUDDY HACKETT
People who lusted after Marilyn Monroe had no idea she stuttered. It is the secret of her sexiness, ...
JAMES EARL JONES
If I had a time machine, I'd visit Marilyn Monroe in her prime or drop in on Galileo as he turne...
STEPHEN HAWKING
I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't ...
JESSE MCCARTNEY
You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER
You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER
Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'...
MARILYN MANSON
Marilyn Monroe Productions was the first female-owned production company in Hollywood. She paved the...
MARIAH CAREY
It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.
LJUPKA CVETANOVA
If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if y...
WILLIAM SHATNER
One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, yo...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you...
JEFF GARLIN
If you're going to write, then write a novel with a Haitian woman in it and try and describe her...
JEFF BUCKLEY

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...If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything...
MARILYN MONROE
If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monoton...
MARILYN MONROE
I don't want everybody to see exactly where I live, what my sofa or my fireplace looks like.
MARILYN MONROE
Naturally, there are times when every woman likes to be flattered... to feel she is the most importa...
MARILYN MONROE
(Joe) You’ve never heard such cheering,
MARILYN MONROE
I used to get the feeling, and sometimes I still get it, that sometimes I was fooling somebody; I do...
MARILYN MONROE
That's the trouble, a sex symbol becomes a thing. But if I'm going to be a symbol of something, I'd ...
MARILYN MONROE
There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will r...
MARILYN MONROE
I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times ha...
MARILYN MONROE
Wise woman kisses, but doesn't love, listens, but doesn't believe, and leaves before she's left.
MARILYN MONROE
Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I'm just a girl who wishes for the world.
MARILYN MONROE
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am pretty, but not beautiful. I hav...
MARILYN MONROE
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone - so far.
MARILYN MONROE
I have evolved my own exercises, for the muscles I wish to keep firm, and I know they are right for ...
MARILYN MONROE
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot
MARILYN MONROE
I don't know if high society is different in other cities, but in Hollywood, important people ca...
MARILYN MONROE
An actor is supposed to be a sensitive instrument. Isaac Stern takes good care of his violin. What i...
MARILYN MONROE
We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
MARILYN MONROE
I've often stood silent at a party for hours listening to my movie idols turn into dull and litt...
MARILYN MONROE
The only person I know who is in worse shape than I am (on Montgomery Clift).
MARILYN MONROE
She was a girl who knew how to be happy even when she was sad. And that’s important—you know
MARILYN MONROE
I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.
MARILYN MONROE
When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I...
MARILYN MONROE
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
MARILYN MONROE
What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can't I just be an ordinary woman?
MARILYN MONROE
I never wanted to be Marilyn - it just happened. Marilyn's like a veil I wear over Norma Jeane.
MARILYN MONROE
I like actors very much, but to marry one would be like marrying your brother. You look too much ali...
MARILYN MONROE