If you can't be proud of what you do, go and sell shoes. Do something else.

We figure we have to sell about 20 funnel cakes to buy one pair of shoes.

But he is an Italian," was Umberto's sensible reply. "He doesn't care if you break some law a little bit, as long as you wear beautiful shoes. Are you wearing beautiful shoes? Are you wearing the shoes I gave you?...principessa?"
I looked down at my flip-flops. "I guess I'm toast.

I actually did use to sell shoes.

Being proud isn't bad, unless it's hurting others.

It was probably the easiest sell I've ever done, ... I did it on my mobile, and after two minutes of telling her about the show, she said she'd buy the idea.