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If you can't get them to salute when they should salute and wear the clothes you tell them to wear, how are you going to get them to die for their country?


General George S. Patton

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TAYLOR PATTON I didn't read comic books; that's not something that was really available to me as a child. ...
CANDICE PATTON We would be silly to say that race issues don't exist in 2014.
CANDICE PATTON When you're shooting a TV show, there's not a lot of time to build character.
CANDICE PATTON Everyone deserves to have their voice heard.
CANDICE PATTON The last thing we need is women on TV hating each other.
CANDICE PATTON An accent mark, perhaps, instead of a whole western accent -- a point of punctuation rather than a u...
PHIL PATTON So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatre...
PATTON OSWALT Let’s just say, there’s not much of a moon out tonight,” Nose continued anyway, “but if Yale...
RIPLEY PATTON The “Word of God” is not simply the Christian Bible but exists in a threefold form: “The Word�...
GARY PATTON Hats off to Devon Wills . We weren't even sure she was going to play, and then she responded with on...
AMY PATTON It was money. That was a tough one to swallow for them, I think, and Devon made an incredible save. ...
AMY PATTON I thought we played really good aggressive defense. I think we played really good 1-v-1 defense, and...
AMY PATTON There have been some parallels. Although, I think every year is different.
AMY PATTON Both parties have agreed to continue contract negotiations next week, and we all expect a satisfacto...
AMY PATTON 90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that'...
PATTON OSWALT There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the...
PATTON OSWALT Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative t...
PATTON OSWALT I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms...
WILL PATTON I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr...
PATTON OSWALT A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an...
PATTON OSWALT The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car...
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