If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

'Paranormal 1' scared me because I didn't know if it was real or what. 'Blair Witch' was kind of scary for the same reason. It takes the voyeur element away and makes you think, 'Oh crap, this could really happen to me.'

I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.

You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set, because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb, and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness.

He said he was involved with the Lions. I said 'What's a Lion?'

I got a man cave. I play my music loud. I bought big speakers because I need to hear music loud.