If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

Let me just tell you, it's a kick in the pants.

The most practical kind of politics is the politics of decency.

Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them to do what they would be doing if government weren't there as a perpetual parent.

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.