If you don't love the Dodgers, there's a good chance you may not get into Heaven.

The only Angels in Los Angeles are in Heaven, and they're looking down on the Dodgers.

Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.

You give loyalty, you'll get it back. You give love, you'll get it back.

If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.

I always thought that there was a really good chance that I wasn't going to get married.