If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back.

I don't care why they love me, as long as they love me. I think people respect me because they feel like - I'm kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You can't get rid of me. I just keep coming back.

Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.

When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.

There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.