If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up some place else.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

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