If you don't like the heat, get in the shade.

You know it's hot when the temperature is the same number as an FM radio station.

I like the word 'understanding,' because it's standing under something. We always try to climb on top of things, instead of getting underneath.

Better to dress too warm and be warm, then to dress too cold and be cold.

Always rip a paper towel in half before using.

Do not throw away unused napkins.