If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

'Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?

Stop it. This is me, remember? We've been thrown up by the same puppies. - Ossin