If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it.

I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. Until about the age of eleven or twelve, I had zero interests other than trying to steal gumballs from supermarket gumball machines.

You have to treat people gently because we're all in a process. What might seem like a good idea to somebody at 21 is probably not going to seem like a good idea at 50, but you don't know that until you get there.

People recognize me, but they don't know where from. Today I was in the elevator and somebody asked me if I worked for his company.

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

Separation is the worst. There's no good way to deal with it, other than to get on the phone and do Skype and try to visit.