If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

It wasn't until I started reading and found books they wouldn't let us read in school that I discovered you could be insane and happy and have a good life without being like everybody else.

[W]hat I like best is staying home and reading. Being rich is not about how many homes you own. It’s the freedom to pick up any book you want without looking at the price and wondering whether you can afford it.

What kind of fuckery is this?

Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo.

If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.