You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
JOEL MCHALE I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
JOEL MCHALE It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and...
JOEL MCHALE My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be ...
JOEL MCHALE Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while yo...
JOEL MCHALE It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor need...
JOEL MCHALE Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
JOEL MCHALE Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair gla...
JOEL MCHALE In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
JOEL MCHALE Adaptability is crucial to working on Glee because every day is adapting to something. Because we...
KEVIN MCHALE I have a sweet tooth problem. On tour, in catering, the dessert was always so good. When we started ...
KEVIN MCHALE I love chocolate mousse, that's probably my favorite. I'm a big strawberry shortcake fan as ...
KEVIN MCHALE What we need are basketball players.
KEVIN MCHALE an intimacy that can't be reproduced.
JOHN MCHALE Could we have physically moved combat forces into an American city, without the governor's consent, ...
PAUL MCHALE Mark brings so much more to a team than just statistics, ... First and foremost, he brings energy, a...
KEVIN MCHALE Our young base is pretty solid. We have plenty of young big guys, so I think we're in pretty good sh...
KEVIN MCHALE We were extremely pleased with Eddie's progress and development last season. He is a player who has ...
KEVIN MCHALE Getting Marko was something we really wanted to do. It's all starting to come together.
KEVIN MCHALE I really like Sammy. But it was just time to get a little longer and a little younger at the point. ...
KEVIN MCHALE These preliminary observations, and others under review, form the framework for an in-depth analysis...
PAUL MCHALE I can think of no one more appropriate or compelling than Colonel Madden to keynote the conference t...
JOHN MCHALE We just had to shake it up a little bit. We're always going to keep working.
KEVIN MCHALE 'Talk to me,' it's what you say to someone to let them know you're there. Just three...
KEVIN MCHALE We believe that when someone is wrongfully incarcerated, the press can help draw public attention to...
JOHN MCHALE We anticipate providing from the Department of Defense a 500-bed mobile hospital. That will be deplo...
PAUL MCHALE Training has been very good but you would expect that from a man with twenty years of experience at ...
FINTAN MCHALE He is very commanding in the air and because he is so experienced he is able to talk everyone throug...
FINTAN MCHALE It's going to be a physical spring.
MARK MCHALE That's not good enough. We charted out 47 passes and 25 runs per game last season. We need to increa...
MARK MCHALE That wasn't physically getting beat. It was a miscommunication deal.
MARK MCHALE We'll be fine. I have guys that are good athletes and quick feet. I can work with that.
MARK MCHALE The thing about linemen is they got to be athletes - you don't want the big fat guys that can't move...
MARK MCHALE We'll see if he's one of those kind of players.
MARK MCHALE The guy who had the biggest challenge (on Tuesday) was Overmyer. He was going against the first-team...
MARK MCHALE I had a little heart-to-heart with him, and I think the light bulb finally came on. He got a little ...
MARK MCHALE The word is 'caution. We have to look at a mission and decide if a civilian capability is available ...
PAUL MCHALE I'm scared to see myself in 3D.
KEVIN MCHALE We were transforming the world, working 20 hours a day. [Media] people were jumping in because they ...
TIM MCHALE Feed a stray dog when you get lonesome for me. Check on some of the older ladies in town that have n...
CELESTE FLETCHER MCHALE the words of a madman are only chaos to the sane.
-JOEL If you want to reap financial blessings, you have to sow financially.
JOEL OSTEEN When the negative thoughts come - and they will; they come to all of us - it's not enough to jus...
JOEL OSTEEN God made you a masterpiece - be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped.
JOEL OSTEEN A pig has a plow on the end of its nose because it does meaningful work with it. It is built to dig ...
JOEL SALATIN Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.
BILLY JOEL We live in a culture that relishes tearing others down. It's ultimately more fulfilling, though,...
JOEL OSTEEN Why don't you start believing that no matter what you have or haven't done, that your best d...
JOEL OSTEEN I think that God gives you your own will and choices. I don't believe that we're supposed to...
JOEL OSTEEN If we're going to bring out the best in people, we, too, need to sow seeds of encouragement.
JOEL OSTEEN If I play a villain, I try to find his lightness and his good side. And if I play a hero or a good g...
JOEL KINNAMAN If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you.
JOEL OSTEEN I always try to put a seed of hope into people's hearts. I'm not there to teach them doctrin...
JOEL OSTEEN I love 'Breaking Bad.' I'd watch Bryan Cranston read the phone book, for days.
JOEL KINNAMAN I'm hardly digging trenches for a living. I'm getting to tap into my boyhood fantasies of be...
JOEL EDGERTON I would have happily done 'Bourne Legacy,' but a lot of decisions are made for you.
JOEL EDGERTON In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. B...
BILLY JOEL We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s...
JOEL COEN Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we...
JOEL FUHRMAN Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as...
JOEL FUHRMAN Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha...
JOEL SALATIN I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
BILLY JOEL If I need a cause for celebrationOr a comfort I can use to ease my mindI rely on my imaginationAnd I...
BILLY JOEL [Does Joel feel a particular resonance with any of this year's other nominees? Sure, he says -- Paul...
BILLY JOEL Shades of grey wherever I goThe more I find out the less that I knowBlack and white is how it should...
BILLY JOEL I'm still dealing with the 21-year-old me. That idealist, that purist, that young, noble, and somewh...
BILLY JOEL I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - The sinners are much more fun
BILLY JOEL Don't go trying some new fashionDon't change the color of your hair. . . .I could not love you any b...
BILLY JOEL I really wish I was less of a thinking man and more of a fool not afraid of rejection.
BILLY JOEL The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing ch...
BILLY JOEL Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa...
JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g...
JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond.
JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ...
JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage.
JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God...
JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to...
JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something we are ...
BILLY JOEL I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
BILLY JOEL Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.
BILLY JOEL He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES The good days weren't really so good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.
BILLY JOEL I've come to realize that life is not a musical comedy, it's a Greek tragedy.
BILLY JOEL A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.
BILLY JOEL Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rat...
BILLY JOEL There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than...
BILLY JOEL Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
BILLY JOEL I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN My cooking philosophy, what I try to do, is to make a cuisine where the produce and the product shin...
JOEL ROBUCHON Dieting by portion control doesn't work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives.
JOEL FUHRMAN We can produce more per acre on a fifth of the fuel as the industrial food system.
JOEL SALATIN Think of all the mesquite in Texas, the pinyon pines, the acorns in Appalachia, every place has the ...
JOEL SALATIN I'm healthy as can be - not an ache or a pain. A lot of my prayer is thanking the Lord that I am...
JOEL OSTEEN I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condesc...
JOEL COEN Friend, there's no greater investment in life than in being a people builder. Relationships are ...
JOEL OSTEEN I am very honored for all the distinctions and accolades, but what I am most sensitive to is my clie...
JOEL ROBUCHON The tricky thing becomes: Do you know yourself well enough to then portray that on screen? And for m...
JOEL EDGERTON Excess body fat alters the levels of the hormones insulin, leptin, and estrogen, and these factors a...
JOEL FUHRMAN Every day we have plenty of opportunities to get angry, stressed or offended. But what you're do...
JOEL OSTEEN I'm kind of crazy with karma. I really believe that everything you do revisits you, so, I'm ...
JOEL MADDEN I have this theory that alpha males are actually not alpha males. They're actually very scared -...
JOEL EDGERTON A lot of psychological principles and even medical principles, you see them coming around to what th...
JOEL OSTEEN Everything is a learning process: any time you fall over, it's just teaching you to stand up the...
JOEL EDGERTON I think faith is incredibly important because you will become overwhelmed with what's happening ...
JOEL OSTEEN You can live your life angry, bitter, mad at somebody or even guilty, not letting go of your own mis...
JOEL OSTEEN I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of humanity. It's something...
BILLY JOEL You can change your world by changing your words... Remember, death and life are in the power of the...
JOEL OSTEEN I worked for a big department store, and strangely, on my first day, they put me in charge of Christ...
JOEL EDGERTON Black and white is abstract; color is not. Looking at a black and white photograph, you are already ...
JOEL STERNFELD Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passin...
JOEL OSTEEN Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to...
JOEL OSTEEN When you give up yourself, that's when you will feel the true spirit of Christmas. And that'...
JOEL OSTEEN It is a hard thing to let go of mistakes we've made and sins. God wants us to do that because He...
JOEL OSTEEN I want to challenge you today to get out of your comfort zone. You have so much incredible potential...
JOEL OSTEEN When a dish works, it works for everyone, whether you're Asian, European, African, American or a...
JOEL ROBUCHON You're going to go through tough times - that's life. But I say, 'Nothing happens to you...
JOEL OSTEEN My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.
JOEL MADDEN I've done a lot of self-improvement. I'm always working on being a better person.
JOEL MADDEN Some people keep God in a Sunday morning box and say, 'Hey, I did my religious duty.' That&#...
JOEL OSTEEN You have to come to your closed doors before you get to your open doors... What if you knew you had ...
JOEL OSTEEN I believe if you keep your faith, you keep your trust, you keep the right attitude, if you're gr...
JOEL OSTEEN I believe that God has put gifts and talents and ability on the inside of every one of us. When you ...
JOEL OSTEEN When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance.
JOEL OSTEEN Let go of yesterday. Let today be a new beginning and be the best that you can, and you'll get t...
JOEL OSTEEN See, when you drive home today, you've got a big windshield on the front of your car. And you...
JOEL OSTEEN We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts, che...
JOEL FUHRMAN The main rule to me is to honor God with your life. To life a life of integrity. Not be selfish. You...
JOEL OSTEEN Faith is about trusting God when you have unanswered questions.
JOEL OSTEEN I wouldn't ever say if you're having tough times then there must be something wrong with you...
JOEL OSTEEN There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better ...
BILLY JOEL Micronutrient-poor foods, like pasta, sugar, and soda, don't just give you empty calories and ma...
JOEL FUHRMAN Excess dietary salt is most notorious for increasing blood pressure. Americans have a 90 percent lif...
JOEL FUHRMAN The human diet, for millions of years, did not contain any added salt - only the sodium present in n...
JOEL FUHRMAN The key to excellent health and longevity is to eat a high ratio of micronutrients to macronutrients...
JOEL FUHRMAN Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorec...
JOEL FUHRMAN Sodium is an important mineral that is essential for proper functioning of the human body - however,...
JOEL FUHRMAN If you want ideal health, you need to overcompensate and eat an excellent diet.
JOEL FUHRMAN Eating a high-nutrient diet actually makes you more satisfied with less food, and actually gives the...
JOEL FUHRMAN If you eat the standard Western diet that most people eat in the modern world, it's quite likely...
JOEL FUHRMAN The human body is a miraculous self-healing machine, but those self-repair systems require a nutrien...
JOEL FUHRMAN Onions, along with leeks, garlic, shallots and scallions, make up the allium family of vegetables, w...
JOEL FUHRMAN Most weight loss diets center around portion control, which is just trying to eat smaller amounts of...
JOEL FUHRMAN Seeds and nuts are indispensable for cardiovascular health. The protective properties of nuts agains...
JOEL FUHRMAN Healthy people eating healthy food should never need to take an antibiotic.
JOEL FUHRMAN Certainly adding fats in the form of oils is fattening and unhealthy, but naturally fat-rich foods l...
JOEL FUHRMAN What you eat matters. It influences the quality of your life.
JOEL FUHRMAN High salt intake is a risk factor for osteoporosis because excess dietary sodium promotes urinary ca...
JOEL FUHRMAN Reducing dietary salt is not only important for those who already have elevated blood pressure - lim...
JOEL FUHRMAN The goal of my diet-style is eating for optimal health and longevity. What greater benefit could the...
JOEL FUHRMAN Cutting back on calories is not the answer to successful weight loss and successful health... you ha...
JOEL FUHRMAN I mean we all need a second chance sometimes.
JOEL OSTEEN We were old sinners - but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore.
JOEL OSTEEN God didn't make a mistake when He made you. You need to see yourself as God sees you.
JOEL OSTEEN People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past b...
JOEL OSTEEN God can cause opportunity to find you. He has unexpected blessings where you suddenly meet the right...
JOEL OSTEEN So we got there at 6 a.m. We'd be shooting by 6:45. We wouldn't break for lunch, we'd ju...
JOEL SCHUMACHER In my house, I'm not allowed to shout at anybody. It's very strict. It's a very Christia...
JOEL COURTNEY Without cigarettes, I would be doing heroin, probably, on a daily basis.
JOEL MADDEN We can move water easily with plastic pipes. We can move shade around with nursery cloth like a tink...
JOEL SALATIN We control health and pathogenicity by complex multi-speciated relationships through symbiosis and s...
JOEL SALATIN It's very cliched to go, 'You're not punk.' We don't care if we are, and we don&...
JOEL MADDEN One of the main reasons that we lose our enthusiasm in life is because we become ungrateful..we let ...
JOEL OSTEEN Beanie and Cecil was the first cartoon I remember watching and I think there are analogies.
JOEL HODGSON It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of...
JOEL COEN Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can giv...
BILLY JOEL Don't forget: cruciferous vegetables must be chopped, crushed, or chewed well for maximum benefi...
JOEL FUHRMAN Omega-3 fatty acids are essential nutrients that we must get from our diets because our bodies canno...
JOEL FUHRMAN Have you listened to the radio lately? Have you heard the canned, frozen and processed product being...
BILLY JOEL You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they're your ...
JOEL COEN I've crashed my car three times.
BILLY JOEL It's so hard and impossible to shoot in L.A. The costs are astronomical.
JOEL SILVER If one dream dies, dream another dream. If you get knocked down, get back up and go again.
JOEL OSTEEN I think, often with Australian films, if an Australian film has been given the seal of approval by a...
JOEL EDGERTON I always kind of aim with the action stuff to make it feel like, as an audience member, you're e...
JOEL EDGERTON No civilization on the brink of collapse has ever changed fast enough to avert collapse.
JOEL SALATIN Any of us can be happy and have a good attitude when everything is going our way. But I believe it&#...
JOEL OSTEEN I learned a great lesson early on, even before I was really an actor, from that movie 'Planes, T...
JOEL EDGERTON Chemicals are not currently tested for their endocrine disruption potential before they are approved...
JOEL FUHRMAN Well, I haven't really been able to shoot in California for a while. Little movies yeah, but the...
JOEL SILVER I came out of high school, where my heroes were, like, Michael Jordan and a lot of local rugby playe...
JOEL EDGERTON Encouragement to others is something everyone can give. Somebody needs what you have to give. It may...
JOEL OSTEEN My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics.
JOEL BURNS Southeast Asia food uses many different types of spices which are quite new to me, like the curry le...
JOEL ROBUCHON It doesn't matter who likes you or doesn't like you, all that matters is that God likes you....
JOEL OSTEEN When I was 13, I entered the seminary in the hope of becoming a priest. But I often found myself hel...
JOEL ROBUCHON