If you have a lemon, make lemonade.

I long for the day when advertising will become a business for a grown man.

To explain responsibility to advertising men is like trying to convince an eight-year-old that sexual intercourse is more fun than a chocolate ice cream cone.

The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interest them, and sometimes it's an ad.

The buying of time or space is not the taking out of a hunting license on someone else's private preserve but is the renting of a stage on which we may perform.

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.