If you have anything to tell me of importance, for God's sake begin at the end

Clothes and courage have much to do with each other.

Why is it that when people have no capacity for private usefulness they should be so anxious to serve the public?

A human being isn't an orchid, he must draw something from the soil he grows in

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.

I'm constantly dogged with a feeling of fraudulence, so if somebody tells me they like what I've written, then I immediately begin to think it's rubbish.