If you have never said "Excuse me" to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you are probably wasting too much valuable reading time

I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.

I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.

The horse has pulled up very well and his shins are great.

It's not great, ... Once you get out there and start playing, that's just the way it is. With my shins and everything else I've been through that is so painful, I've done this before, so it's not really that frightening.

She was bought in New Zealand and we'll just keep going with her as long as her shins hold up.