If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

If something is bothering you, keep it to yourself.

You have to keep going and pursue your dreams.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.