If you mean to profit, learn to please.

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a sin, but it is my belief that the real sin is taking a loss

Learn to get used to it [bombing]. Eels get used to skinning.

I gather, young man, that you wish to be a member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when a

Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business.